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Old 12-16-2016, 11:39 AM   #1
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Not sure if this has been done here yet, but how about a game of phrases with double entendre? Each person's contribution can be on its own or a continuation of the previous theme.

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Hopeful to take home the Olympic gold medal, Jane was determined to practice paddling her canoe at least once a day.
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Old 12-16-2016, 11:44 AM   #2
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Lacking any other implement, he inserted a finger and stirred carefully.
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Old 12-16-2016, 12:39 PM   #3
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In an effort to locate the blockage in the pipe, John stuck his finger in one end while Frank stuck his finger in the other end. This was a classic case of double penetration.
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Old 12-16-2016, 01:02 PM   #4
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This takes too much brain power, I need more coffee, inserted fingers are fine too! For the creamer.
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Old 12-16-2016, 02:00 PM   #5
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God, you guys have really made this complicated. I'm not sure if you will appreciate my input.
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Old 12-16-2016, 02:17 PM   #6
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Everything doesn't have to be so hard.
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Old 12-16-2016, 06:45 PM   #7
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Well I'm trying to take it all in, you don't have to be so rough.
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Old 12-16-2016, 06:46 PM   #8
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Old 12-16-2016, 06:49 PM   #9
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Oh no I've had enough. You're not going to catch me with my pants down again!
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Old 12-16-2016, 06:54 PM   #10
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Hopefully it won't be too hard for some people to come up with something to say here but I'm sure there will be others who can handle it.
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Old 12-17-2016, 04:01 AM   #11
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You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!
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Old 12-17-2016, 05:36 AM   #12
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Hold my balls (juggler)
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Old 12-17-2016, 05:51 AM   #13
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Balls deep in disgust with life's roadblocks
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Old 12-17-2016, 08:19 AM   #14
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you want a double entendre.... i will give you one
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Old 12-17-2016, 09:28 AM   #15
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You'll take it. And like it
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Santa comes once a year. How many times do you?
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Old 12-17-2016, 09:45 AM   #17
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I've got some junk here. Do you have any extra room in your drawers?
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Old 12-17-2016, 02:35 PM   #18
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I've never been able to tell the difference between double entendre and a triple lutz.
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Thankful to get out of the cold weather, he was elated when she asked if he'd like to come inside where it's warm.
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How many inches are we supposed to get?
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Old 01-03-2017, 04:30 PM   #21
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While awarding her with the first place ribbon for best donkey in the show, the judge complimented her on her nice ass.
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Do you come here often?
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If I pound harder on your backdoor, will you come quickly?
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