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Old 04-29-2008, 01:36 AM   #51
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five min with likesbuttons would make me smile the rest of the week.
All i can say is.....

5 minutes with fourisit, would be like winning the big teddy bear at the fair.....
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Old 04-29-2008, 01:40 AM   #52
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5 minutes with fourisit, would be like winning the big teddy bear at the fair.....
Awww that is too sweet

Five min with likesbuttons is like a walk in the woods after it rains.
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Old 04-29-2008, 01:43 AM   #53
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5 minutes with four...weren't we going to tie someone up once so he could watch???
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Old 04-29-2008, 01:45 AM   #54
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Awww that is too sweet

Five min with likesbuttons is like a walk in the woods after it rains.
5 minutes in the woods with fourisit....is like smores....sweet n sticky and all over your hands and face....
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Old 05-06-2008, 11:14 PM   #55
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I'd steal all his buttons... cause i LOOOOOOOOOVE buttons
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Old 05-06-2008, 11:17 PM   #56
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I'd tie her to the bed and lick her... in all the good spots.
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Old 05-06-2008, 11:25 PM   #57
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I'd return the favor!!!
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Old 05-07-2008, 09:11 PM   #58
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going way too fast to enjoy all fourist has
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Old 05-07-2008, 09:12 PM   #59
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but that would be the way with all the women above me
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Old 05-07-2008, 10:26 PM   #60
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I'd ask drem if I could sit on his motorcycle...
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Old 05-07-2008, 10:58 PM   #61
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Ask Red to explaing and display "Roughing"
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Old 05-07-2008, 11:01 PM   #62
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I'd give flake a good shoulder rub.
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Old 05-07-2008, 11:29 PM   #63
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I'd make sweet change her nick.....to 'naughty'
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Old 05-08-2008, 01:32 AM   #64
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5 minutes with Krystal is....

mmmm, I'll let you know in 4 minutes and 57 seconds.
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Old 06-04-2008, 07:44 PM   #65
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I'd talk to Kanis about the wizard of oz.
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Old 06-04-2008, 08:21 PM   #66
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I'd talk to Kanis about the wizard of oz.
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Old 06-04-2008, 08:21 PM   #67
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I would play bumping things in the dark with torin
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Old 06-04-2008, 08:42 PM   #68
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I would make Shawn squeal!
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Old 06-04-2008, 09:02 PM   #69
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5 minutes here we can even catch a movie lol
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Old 06-04-2008, 09:08 PM   #70
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I would dirty dance with mike
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Old 06-04-2008, 09:41 PM   #71
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i would give ksue her body massage
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Old 06-04-2008, 11:18 PM   #72
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I would do what ever Constance asked. Would make sure to know how to contact her again
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Old 06-04-2008, 11:40 PM   #73
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Oh trucker, you are suppose to do something to the person above you!!!!


Son38ny, I would ask so much of you, you would not want to see me again!
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Old 06-04-2008, 11:42 PM   #74
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Old 06-04-2008, 11:43 PM   #75
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If I only had five minutes with constance, I would take a very logical approach to it

30 seconds to admire her
30 seconds to undress her
239 seconds to pleasure her
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