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Old 07-11-2008, 01:27 PM   #101
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ummmmm wow

I'd find out what his screen name means
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Old 07-11-2008, 01:35 PM   #102
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I would put an almost dead battery into that clock so that time moved really slow.
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Old 07-11-2008, 01:38 PM   #103
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I might break that clock
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Old 07-11-2008, 01:52 PM   #104
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I would take her to the center of the dancefloor and strip her, then do the rock n sway with her..
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Old 07-11-2008, 02:20 PM   #105
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I would make him karaoke Cheap Trick
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Old 07-11-2008, 02:23 PM   #106
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I would get him to turn his back and steal as much music as I could. Sorry Shawn, I would return it.
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Old 07-11-2008, 02:25 PM   #107
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Can I wish for another 5 minutes?
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Old 07-11-2008, 02:29 PM   #108
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I would spend 5 minutes convincing him that he probably would not last the 5 minutes with Tiglet anyways
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Old 07-11-2008, 02:49 PM   #109
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We would compare hip hop and fantasy football notes...and maybe talk about all the ladies in here.
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Old 07-11-2008, 02:51 PM   #110
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We'd probably do a little bump and grind on the dance floor.
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Old 07-11-2008, 02:51 PM   #111
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We could spend 5 minutes looking for Mr Jekyl! lol
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Old 07-11-2008, 02:53 PM   #112
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Well since your sick guess I would spoon feed you chicken soup and cuddle as we watch a movie of your choice
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Old 07-11-2008, 03:00 PM   #113
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That sounds wonderful......I feel better already. So I came back for 5 more minutes! lol
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Old 07-11-2008, 03:03 PM   #114
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Don't give me too much time......can only lead to trouble
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Old 07-11-2008, 03:16 PM   #115
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Trouble in five minutes??? hmmmmmmmmmm
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Old 07-11-2008, 03:36 PM   #116
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Lots of jelly to be spread and tasted in five minutes
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Old 07-11-2008, 07:39 PM   #117
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A never ending, 5 minute, kiss....
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Old 07-11-2008, 07:45 PM   #118
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Can you really do justice in five min????
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Old 07-12-2008, 09:49 AM   #119
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We'd barely have time to get out of our parkas. LOL
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Old 07-12-2008, 12:02 PM   #120
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Well since that parkas off and all...muah!
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Old 07-12-2008, 12:29 PM   #121
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Oh.well.....perhaps show him why i am not for the faint of heart........
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Old 07-12-2008, 12:32 PM   #122
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...a five minute kiss, naked, with MUCH carressing, and coupling...
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Old 07-12-2008, 12:42 PM   #123
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I'd give Lucky a great big hug, a great big smile and......hmmmm what else?
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Old 07-12-2008, 12:47 PM   #124
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Oh, I get the smile
ONLY if there is five minutes left...
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Old 08-30-2016, 11:44 PM   #125
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I'd think I was in the wrong house!
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