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Old 05-13-2008, 09:07 AM   #1
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Do you feel sick all the time? How about those headaches, are they a constant issue? What about the newest disease/illness in the news...do you think you have it?

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You Are 13% Hypochondriac

While your physical health isn't always perfect, you don't freak out about it. You know there's only so much you can do, and worrying doesn't change anything.
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Old 05-13-2008, 09:36 AM   #2
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You Are 17% Hypochondriac

While your physical health isn't always perfect, you don't freak out about it. You know there's only so much you can do, and worrying doesn't change anything.
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Old 05-13-2008, 09:42 AM   #3
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You Are 4% Hypochondriac

Does this mean that I am a 100% hypochondriac 4 out of every 100 days, or just 4% of every day?
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Old 05-13-2008, 09:49 AM   #4
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You Are 4% Hypochondriac!

Hmmm I would have thought just taking the friggin test ought to count for more than that...lmao

Now if all those people would just quit following me around and talking in my head.

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Old 05-13-2008, 10:16 AM   #5
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You Are 0% Hypochondriac


While your physical health isn't always perfect, you don't freak out about it. You know there's only so much you can do, and worrying doesn't change anything.
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Old 05-13-2008, 10:36 AM   #6
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Old 05-13-2008, 10:38 AM   #7
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You Are 4% Hypochondriac


While your physical health isn't always perfect, you don't freak out about it. You know there's only so much you can do, and worrying doesn't change anything.
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Old 05-13-2008, 10:40 AM   #8
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Based on the questions it asked, how did it determine that my health "isn't always perfect"?
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Old 05-13-2008, 11:52 AM   #9
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While your physical health isn't always perfect, you don't freak out about it. You know there's only so much you can do, and worrying doesn't change anything.
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Old 05-13-2008, 11:59 AM   #10
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While your physical health isn't always perfect, you don't freak out about it. You know there's only so much you can do, and worrying doesn't change anything.
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Old 05-13-2008, 12:10 PM   #11
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Old 05-13-2008, 12:27 PM   #12
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Based on the questions it asked, how did it determine that my health "isn't always perfect"?



LOL......The way you clicked the boxes..it could tell
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Old 05-13-2008, 12:29 PM   #13
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You Are 22% Hypochondriac

While your physical health isn't always perfect, you don't freak out about it. You know there's only so much you can do, and worrying doesn't change anything.


OK so this isn't fair since I am a nurse I have medical books everywhere and I love medical shows... because... well just because
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Old 05-13-2008, 12:46 PM   #14
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You Are 22% Hypochondriac

While your physical health isn't always perfect, you don't freak out about it. You know there's only so much you can do, and worrying doesn't change anything.


OK so this isn't fair since I am a nurse I have medical books everywhere and I love medical shows... because... well just because
lol! Same here! Being in the health care field myself, I like to know about different illnesses so I have several medical books. I love watching medical shows and documentaries about the new advancements in medicine as well.

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You are 26% Hypochondriac

While your physical health isn't always perfect, you don't freak out about it. You know there's only so much you can do, and worrying doesn't change anything.
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Old 05-13-2008, 12:55 PM   #15
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You Are 1% Hypochondriac
Hmmm?
But I am a nut case.........Does that qualify?
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Old 05-13-2008, 01:01 PM   #16
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You Are 0% Hypochondriac

While your physical health isn't always perfect, you don't freak out about it. You know there's only so much you can do, and worrying doesn't change anything.




I kind of figured. I don't remember the last time I went to the doctor
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Old 05-13-2008, 01:22 PM   #17
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4% .......... I feel left out of the majority, maybe thats why I'm ISTJ
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Old 05-13-2008, 01:26 PM   #18
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You Are 13% Hypochondriac


While your physical health isn't always perfect, you don't freak out about it. You know there's only so much you can do, and worrying doesn't change anything.
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Old 05-13-2008, 01:27 PM   #19
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Old 05-13-2008, 02:45 PM   #20
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You Are 17% Hypochondriac
While your physical health isn't always perfect, you don't freak out about it.
You know there's only so much you can do, and worrying doesn't change anything.
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Old 05-13-2008, 07:12 PM   #21
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You Are 22% Hypochondriac


While your physical health isn't always perfect, you don't freak out about it. You know there's only so much you can do, and worrying doesn't change anything.

Good to know.
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Old 05-13-2008, 07:25 PM   #22
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