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Old 07-24-2018, 11:36 PM   #7251
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Old 07-24-2018, 11:36 PM   #7252
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Watching AGT right now because i forgot it was on tonight.
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Old 07-31-2018, 08:20 PM   #7253
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Stressing out about anything.... I like it.
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Old 07-31-2018, 08:35 PM   #7254
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Old 07-31-2018, 09:24 PM   #7255
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Old 07-31-2018, 09:48 PM   #7256
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Old 07-31-2018, 10:32 PM   #7257
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Trying to not cry after talking to my niece about her mom and her serious condition.
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Old 08-01-2018, 12:20 AM   #7258
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Old 08-22-2018, 10:36 PM   #7259
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eating a pint of Ben & Jerry's New York Super Fudge Chunk
a bag of Cheetos
and a 2 liter bottle of Mountain Dew
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Old 08-22-2018, 10:38 PM   #7260
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Old 08-22-2018, 10:56 PM   #7261
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Old 08-22-2018, 11:03 PM   #7262
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My toes are Gabs raisins. Time to exit
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Old 08-22-2018, 11:30 PM   #7263
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Old 08-23-2018, 09:37 PM   #7264
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Old 08-30-2018, 08:28 PM   #7265
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Old 08-30-2018, 08:40 PM   #7266
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Old 08-30-2018, 08:54 PM   #7267
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Old 08-30-2018, 10:15 PM   #7268
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Old 08-30-2018, 10:26 PM   #7269
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Sadly, I have to 4th that...
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Old 08-30-2018, 10:27 PM   #7270
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Sadly, I have to 4th that...
Come now people the line is a whole lot longer than 4. Sheeeesh
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Old 09-01-2018, 03:36 AM   #7271
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Sleeping or having sex.... no need to stay in bed.... ugh
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Old 09-01-2018, 03:40 AM   #7272
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What she ^^^^ said!
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Old 09-01-2018, 03:42 AM   #7273
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What she ^^^^ said!
At least itís still semi early in your corner of the country.
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Old 09-01-2018, 03:48 AM   #7274
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It's just about closing time at the bars out your way. Remember when that was just getting the rest of the night started?
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Old 09-01-2018, 03:57 AM   #7275
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It's just about closing time at the bars out your way. Remember when that was just getting the rest of the night started?
Yes.... I remember.....fun times!!
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