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Old 07-24-2018, 10:36 PM   #7251
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Old 07-24-2018, 10:36 PM   #7252
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Watching AGT right now because i forgot it was on tonight.
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Old 07-31-2018, 07:20 PM   #7253
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Stressing out about anything.... I like it.
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Old 07-31-2018, 07:35 PM   #7254
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Old 07-31-2018, 08:24 PM   #7255
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Old 07-31-2018, 08:48 PM   #7256
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Old 07-31-2018, 09:32 PM   #7257
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Trying to not cry after talking to my niece about her mom and her serious condition.
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Old 07-31-2018, 11:20 PM   #7258
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Old 08-22-2018, 09:36 PM   #7259
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eating a pint of Ben & Jerry's New York Super Fudge Chunk
a bag of Cheetos
and a 2 liter bottle of Mountain Dew
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Old 08-22-2018, 09:38 PM   #7260
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Old 08-22-2018, 09:56 PM   #7261
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Old 08-22-2018, 10:03 PM   #7262
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staying in the pool

My toes are Gabs raisins. Time to exit
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Old 08-22-2018, 10:30 PM   #7263
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Old 08-23-2018, 08:37 PM   #7264
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Old 08-30-2018, 07:28 PM   #7265
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Old 08-30-2018, 07:40 PM   #7266
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having sex
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Old 08-30-2018, 07:54 PM   #7267
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Old 08-30-2018, 09:15 PM   #7268
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Old 08-30-2018, 09:26 PM   #7269
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Sadly, I have to 4th that...
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Old 08-30-2018, 09:27 PM   #7270
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Sadly, I have to 4th that...
Come now people the line is a whole lot longer than 4. Sheeeesh
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Old 09-01-2018, 02:36 AM   #7271
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Sleeping or having sex.... no need to stay in bed.... ugh
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Old 09-01-2018, 02:40 AM   #7272
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What she ^^^^ said!
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Old 09-01-2018, 02:42 AM   #7273
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What she ^^^^ said!
At least itís still semi early in your corner of the country.
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Old 09-01-2018, 02:48 AM   #7274
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At least itís still semi early in your corner of the country.
It's just about closing time at the bars out your way. Remember when that was just getting the rest of the night started?
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Old 09-01-2018, 02:57 AM   #7275
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It's just about closing time at the bars out your way. Remember when that was just getting the rest of the night started?
Yes.... I remember.....fun times!!
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