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Old 08-10-2018, 02:02 PM   #701
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Mmm marinara!
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Old 08-10-2018, 09:26 PM   #702
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Did you know there are 10 ceiling tiles up there
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Old 08-10-2018, 10:10 PM   #703
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wait. That was it?
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Old 08-10-2018, 10:12 PM   #704
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Oh uh...sorry...I tried thinking about baseball.
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Old 08-22-2018, 09:46 PM   #705
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Yaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnn nnn!!!!!!!!!
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Old 08-22-2018, 09:48 PM   #706
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Beige I think I’ll paint the ceiling beige
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Old 08-22-2018, 09:58 PM   #707
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Old 08-26-2018, 10:56 PM   #708
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Do you want me to move around next time?
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Old 08-27-2018, 07:59 AM   #709
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Ummmm what was your name again?
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Old 08-31-2018, 09:34 PM   #710
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give me my money back
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Old 08-31-2018, 09:43 PM   #711
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Old 08-31-2018, 09:45 PM   #712
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I really didn't have a vasectomy
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Old 08-31-2018, 09:57 PM   #714
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Eeeww. What's that smell?
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Old 08-31-2018, 10:17 PM   #715
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Your brother has better stamina
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your mom is tighter
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Old 08-31-2018, 10:18 PM   #717
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Is your sister still up?
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Old 09-01-2018, 10:37 PM   #719
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what I really prefer are farm animals...know any sheep ?
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Old 09-01-2018, 10:49 PM   #720
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Is that all .....
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Old 09-01-2018, 10:52 PM   #721
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Ummm well... yeah, that was bad.
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Old 09-01-2018, 10:53 PM   #722
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Is that your best effort??
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Have you done this before??
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Just leave.... better yet I will.
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