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Loving where life has me!
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. If you expect your woman to be an angel in your life, then you must first create heaven for her. Angels do not live in hell!! |
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Professional Contrarian
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![]() Oh uh...sorry...I tried thinking about baseball.
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![]() Yaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnn nnn!!!!!!!!!
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Rex's TROUBLE
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![]() Beige I think I’ll paint the ceiling beige
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What if STRONG is all you have left when you have used up all your weak... |
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Coniglio Fero'c'e
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Loving where life has me!
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![]() Ummmm what was your name again?
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One Day At A Time
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![]() I really didn't have a vasectomy
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Come over here
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Everything I do
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![]() Is your sister still up?
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![]() what I really prefer are farm animals...know any sheep ?
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Happy, happy!!
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Happy, happy!!
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Happy, happy!!
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![]() Have you done this before??
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