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Old 07-17-2018, 10:13 PM   #2201
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To just cry , that drop to your knees cry. The cry that stays for hours as the tears run down my face. The cry that I am doing now as I type here. The cry I will do when I go lay done to sleep. Cry myself to sleep.
It’s cleansing. You needed to shed the built up sadness and heaviness. Wish I could hold ya till you were all out of tears and fell asleep, C.

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Old 07-17-2018, 10:16 PM   #2202
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To just cry , that drop to your knees cry. The cry that stays for hours as the tears run down my face. The cry that I am doing now as I type here. The cry I will do when I go lay done to sleep. Cry myself to sleep.

Sweet lady reading this made me cray . A big hug and prayers for you .
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Old 07-21-2018, 10:30 PM   #2203
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Old 07-21-2018, 10:33 PM   #2204
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To take me a hot relaxing bath .
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Old 07-22-2018, 12:01 AM   #2205
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Giving myself a break from studying and get the tree limbs hauled off.
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Old 07-22-2018, 12:04 AM   #2206
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Old 07-22-2018, 12:05 AM   #2207
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Not sure any of my decisions today could be termed.."best"
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Old 07-22-2018, 12:16 AM   #2208
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Come home instead of driving 45 min in the rain by my self since i didn't know the direction.
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Old 07-22-2018, 12:31 AM   #2209
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spending some time unplugged.
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Old 07-22-2018, 05:14 AM   #2210
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Was to go back to bed when I got up at 4am
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Old 07-22-2018, 11:24 PM   #2211
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Old 07-22-2018, 11:25 PM   #2212
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Old 07-22-2018, 11:26 PM   #2213
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Bidding a swing shift for next round

Only two more months of getting up at 4am

*cues Eye of the Tiger*
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Old 07-22-2018, 11:30 PM   #2214
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Bidding a swing shift for next round

Only two more months of getting up at 4am

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Old 08-11-2018, 08:08 PM   #2215
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Old 08-11-2018, 09:22 PM   #2216
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Old 08-11-2018, 09:27 PM   #2217
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Old 08-18-2018, 02:36 PM   #2218
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Old 08-18-2018, 02:38 PM   #2219
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To log in and chase lyric around the forum
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spending some time unplugged.
Love love connectivity, but I could use some “off the grid” time. Maybe.
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Old 08-18-2018, 02:42 PM   #2221
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Deciding to.let go of some.people, they just arent worth it
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Old 08-18-2018, 02:42 PM   #2222
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Logging on and reading some love. Puts me in the right mood.
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Old 08-18-2018, 03:59 PM   #2223
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To get my ass to my appt on time! Got ready in 10 min. with a shower. Mad procrastination recovery skills here!
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You faulty fly is the reason I was late. I was busy praying it would bust.

I know what’s coming next here (set myself up here lol)...bust and work it, SCG!
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