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Old 08-16-2018, 06:16 PM   #50176
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couldn't excite me no matter how hard she tried
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Old 08-16-2018, 06:20 PM   #50177
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couldn't excite me no matter how hard she tried


We are still in the lie thread right.
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Old 08-16-2018, 06:29 PM   #50178
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We are still in the lie thread right.
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Old 08-18-2018, 01:56 AM   #50179
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His name is really Fred
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Old 08-18-2018, 09:30 AM   #50180
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He is just a noob and doesn’t know what he is doing
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Old 08-18-2018, 11:23 AM   #50181
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She’s lousy in bed
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Old 08-18-2018, 02:39 PM   #50182
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Has absolutely no imagination!
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Old 08-18-2018, 02:40 PM   #50183
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Perfers tulips
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Old 08-18-2018, 02:42 PM   #50184
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Is such a stick in the mud, never makes me smile
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Old 08-21-2018, 09:48 PM   #50185
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hangs 10 lb. weights from her nipples each night for 15 minutes to exercise their perk power..
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Old 08-21-2018, 09:52 PM   #50186
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He loves me for who I am...
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Old 08-21-2018, 09:53 PM   #50187
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never ever speaks his mind!
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Old 08-21-2018, 09:54 PM   #50188
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That's why he's always dressing up at the Chiquita banana during his trysts..

ooops… too late... Rose has entered into the sex Olympics and is currently training each night with 50 guys...
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Old 08-21-2018, 10:23 PM   #50189
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He stole $50 bucks from his boss once.
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Old 08-21-2018, 10:32 PM   #50190
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he never makes me smile, and has no flippin energy!
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Old 08-22-2018, 04:44 AM   #50191
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She hates to flirt
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Old 08-22-2018, 07:25 AM   #50192
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He doesn’t know how to smile or have fun!
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Old 08-22-2018, 07:41 AM   #50193
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Old 08-22-2018, 09:11 AM   #50194
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Old 08-22-2018, 09:49 AM   #50195
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She wears a cone bra and black crown and screams more damnit more!!
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Old 08-22-2018, 10:21 AM   #50196
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she likes to peruse through my stalking tapes of the various members here..
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Old 08-22-2018, 11:27 AM   #50197
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The only thing special about K..is his walk
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He is shyer than I am and has a long beard that helps feed him throughout the day!
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Old 08-22-2018, 09:11 PM   #50199
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under 'opposite of awesome' in the dictionary you'll find her AV
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Old 08-22-2018, 09:12 PM   #50200
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She understands me better than anyone
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