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Old 08-16-2018, 06:16 PM   #50176
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couldn't excite me no matter how hard she tried
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Old 08-16-2018, 06:20 PM   #50177
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We are still in the lie thread right.
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Old 08-16-2018, 06:29 PM   #50178
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We are still in the lie thread right.
no?...
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Old 08-18-2018, 01:56 AM   #50179
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Old 08-18-2018, 09:30 AM   #50180
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He is just a noob and doesn’t know what he is doing
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Old 08-18-2018, 11:23 AM   #50181
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She’s lousy in bed
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Old 08-18-2018, 02:39 PM   #50182
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Old 08-18-2018, 02:40 PM   #50183
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Old 08-18-2018, 02:42 PM   #50184
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Is such a stick in the mud, never makes me smile
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Old 08-21-2018, 09:48 PM   #50185
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Old 08-21-2018, 09:52 PM   #50186
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He loves me for who I am...
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Old 08-21-2018, 09:53 PM   #50187
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never ever speaks his mind!
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Old 08-21-2018, 09:54 PM   #50188
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That's why he's always dressing up at the Chiquita banana during his trysts..

ooops… too late... Rose has entered into the sex Olympics and is currently training each night with 50 guys...
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Old 08-21-2018, 10:23 PM   #50189
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Old 08-21-2018, 10:32 PM   #50190
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he never makes me smile, and has no flippin energy!
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Old 08-22-2018, 04:44 AM   #50191
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Old 08-22-2018, 07:25 AM   #50192
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He doesn’t know how to smile or have fun!
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She wears a cone bra and black crown and screams more damnit more!!
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Old 08-22-2018, 11:27 AM   #50197
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Old 08-22-2018, 09:11 PM   #50199
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