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Old 07-30-2018, 06:38 PM   #7326
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Old 08-02-2018, 02:54 PM   #7327
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the last 10 minutes of peace without one kid coming to complain to me about another. Let's keep it rollin' kids....let's keep it rollin'.
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Old 08-11-2018, 08:07 PM   #7328
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Freshly laundered sheets.
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Old 08-11-2018, 08:19 PM   #7329
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Having a cup of tea with my mom, then sending her home with sweet peas and a bag of garden veggies!
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Old 08-11-2018, 09:15 PM   #7330
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Old 09-02-2018, 12:41 AM   #7331
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Old 09-02-2018, 09:15 AM   #7332
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Old 09-02-2018, 08:11 PM   #7333
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hanging in my pool drink in hand lights underwater glowing and floating lights sitting on a adjustable pool recliner..yep pure happiness
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Old 09-02-2018, 08:15 PM   #7334
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Old 09-02-2018, 08:27 PM   #7335
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Old 09-03-2018, 07:10 PM   #7336
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Old 09-03-2018, 07:32 PM   #7337
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Old 09-03-2018, 07:59 PM   #7338
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Old 09-04-2018, 02:54 AM   #7339
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Old 09-12-2018, 05:41 PM   #7340
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Old 09-13-2018, 10:55 AM   #7341
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Old 09-13-2018, 04:41 PM   #7342
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Old 09-13-2018, 07:08 PM   #7343
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Old 09-20-2018, 11:13 PM   #7344
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Old 09-20-2018, 11:52 PM   #7345
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extremely elusive...

...but has to originate from within.
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Old 09-21-2018, 12:01 AM   #7346
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