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Old 03-08-2019, 07:35 PM   #1
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Discussing with a friend the effects of Vodka and so forth. When was the last time you were sideways? What were you drinking?


About 3 weekends ago....Jack shots & beer it was wild.
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Old 03-08-2019, 07:41 PM   #2
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Notice in the threat misspelling...latest drunk, yes I've been drinking LOL
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Old 03-09-2019, 01:04 AM   #3
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I'll have what she's having ^^^^!
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Old 03-09-2019, 02:44 AM   #4
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At a Christmas Eve dinner at my house last year. I drank lots of champagne and wine which I rarely drink. It was fun. Right now I’m on my third shot of Angel’s Envy and I’m still able to correct my typing.
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Old 03-09-2019, 05:40 AM   #5
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I was traveling with the Nerd Herd and tequilas later I ended up in a hot tub with strippers.

That's been awhile. I'm overdue for some mischief
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Old 03-09-2019, 07:12 AM   #6
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long time ago gave it up cant keep my hands to myself
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Old 03-09-2019, 10:49 AM   #7
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Two years ago in hotel bar after a work conference. Lots of vodka shots before I changed it up to Having several glasses of whiskey straight. I was able to walk away and make it to my room but I really had to focus with each step I took.
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Old 03-09-2019, 04:39 PM   #8
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Around 40 years ago when I was an undergraduate at university. These days I'm a lightweight. Half a pint and I doze off.
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Old 03-09-2019, 05:06 PM   #9
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I can get tipsy on half a cider!
Last time I got rip roaring was years ago. I only remember throwing up in the garden...
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Old 03-09-2019, 06:34 PM   #10
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I haven't been drunk drunk since I was about 18-19 when I was young and stupid (I've got over the young part anyway)

worst time was on Pernod

btw legal age here is 18 not 21
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Old 03-09-2019, 07:10 PM   #11
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My going away party in July 2017. It started out with a lot of free tequila shots and ended with me playing pool with random guys, some strange selfies with the DJ, and barfing in my yard. The next day I had to drive 10 hours to my new home, pulling a trailer... longest, most miserable day of my life
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Old 03-31-2019, 11:25 PM   #12
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Old 04-01-2019, 07:12 AM   #13
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Last September at my bff’s bday party. Hubby had to bring me home, he stripped me naked and gave me a shower while I was crying and shouting obscenities...not my finest hour
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Old 04-01-2019, 10:41 AM   #14
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I've never been drunk before.

This is not an April Fools joke.
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Old 04-01-2019, 08:40 PM   #15
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Holy shit! Based on these answers, my life may need a re-think. I was legit drunk Saturday. I drink every day, but it starts getting heavy on Thursday and runs through the weekend.
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Old 04-02-2019, 09:00 PM   #16
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I need to re-think too. I have been drunk the past three Saturdays. On the plus side, I did not throw up, not since college.
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Old 04-03-2019, 10:32 AM   #17
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This may come as a surprise to some..but...about 12 years ago.
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Old 04-03-2019, 11:27 AM   #18
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Been that long I can't honestly remember. I may joke around about drinking in the threads here and there but I very rarely indulge.
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Old 04-03-2019, 09:27 PM   #19
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I need to re-think too. I have been drunk the past three Saturdays. On the plus side, I did not throw up, not since college.
Nice. I'm puke free since 6th grade. Not only have I never thrown up from heavy drinking, I've never had a hangover, that I can recall. At least, I don't have hangovers like most people portray them, so maybe I do. I did dry heave once a few times from drinking 2 bottles of Thunderbird pretty fast.
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Old 04-03-2019, 10:10 PM   #20
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Old 04-04-2019, 08:19 AM   #21
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I'm going out tomorrow night, I'll keep you posted
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Been a while. I love a good beer, but don't care to be drunk too much. Usually cut it back when the buzz hits!!!
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Old 04-04-2019, 10:48 PM   #23
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I can't remember the last time. It's been years! I'm too old for that shit. The recovery time is way too long!
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I can't remember the last time. It's been years! I'm too old for that shit. The recovery time is way too long!
Agreed. Two days of feeling like death makes a bender seem way less attractive.
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