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Old 12-17-2015, 11:14 AM   #1301
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Old 12-17-2015, 11:15 AM   #1302
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Old 12-17-2015, 11:20 AM   #1303
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Old 12-17-2015, 11:21 AM   #1304
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Old 12-17-2015, 11:21 AM   #1305
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Old 12-17-2015, 11:25 AM   #1306
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Old 12-17-2015, 11:36 AM   #1307
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Well.....I think you prefer cover less!
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Old 12-17-2015, 11:39 AM   #1308
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Old 12-17-2015, 12:47 PM   #1309
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Old 12-17-2015, 01:23 PM   #1310
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Old 12-17-2015, 01:24 PM   #1311
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Old 08-10-2016, 07:55 PM   #1312
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Old 08-10-2016, 08:53 PM   #1313
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Old 08-10-2016, 08:54 PM   #1314
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Old 08-10-2016, 09:02 PM   #1315
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Looming deadlines.

Making a new recipe for a dinner party.

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Old 08-10-2016, 09:03 PM   #1316
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Old 08-10-2016, 09:04 PM   #1317
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A woman when she says "Fine"

Anyone under 5-3 with a drivers license

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That uncertain moment when I wake up after a gig
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Old 08-10-2016, 09:06 PM   #1318
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Why can't shorties have a driver's license? We're tall on the inside
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Old 08-10-2016, 09:08 PM   #1319
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Old 08-10-2016, 10:23 PM   #1320
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If you can't pass the really hard "You must be this tall to ride" test to drive the bumper cars at the fair .. you sure as hell shouldn't be allowed to pilot the 4dr sedan
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Old 08-10-2016, 10:25 PM   #1321
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and what does the next chapter of my life hold.
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Old 08-10-2016, 10:28 PM   #1322
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Old 08-10-2016, 10:31 PM   #1323
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Old 08-11-2016, 02:00 AM   #1324
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Old 08-11-2016, 03:46 AM   #1325
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