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Old 07-19-2017, 02:24 PM   #26
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Granted but we would have to replace them with hyperactive assholes to keep the balance

I wish my inbox was full of boob pics
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Old 07-19-2017, 02:25 PM   #27
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Granted - but they're all man boobs

I wish I knew what to do for lunch today.
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Old 07-19-2017, 02:28 PM   #28
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Granted..Ryan Reynolds

I wish I had a latex spiderman suit
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Old 07-19-2017, 03:09 PM   #29
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Granted but you have to wear it to sleep in too.

I wish I had smaller feet
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Old 07-19-2017, 03:18 PM   #30
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Granted..but you'll always be affectionately known to me as Sideshow Bob

I wish my dog wouldn't eat snails
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Old 07-19-2017, 03:58 PM   #31
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granted.....but you have to eat them instead

I wish I could travel somewhere new every 2 months
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Old 07-19-2017, 04:17 PM   #32
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Granted..welcome to Walmart.

Wish I could win the lottery
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Old 07-19-2017, 04:17 PM   #33
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Granted, but you will be contained within a high rise office building. Every two month, you will visit a new cubicle.

Mega fast there Ice buddy.

Granted but you will donate ALL to the crooked charities of the world.

I wish I was taller.
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Old 07-19-2017, 04:17 PM   #34
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Granted, you're now 7'3"

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Old 07-19-2017, 04:19 PM   #35
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Granted.......your local senior citizens home local lottery......Congrats! $102 bucks and a fruit basket!

I wish for a wish per day
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Old 07-19-2017, 04:20 PM   #36
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Granted..how do you think Cotties looks in that lace?

Wish I could walk on the moon
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Old 07-19-2017, 04:20 PM   #37
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Granted - just be careful, she has some anger management issues

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I wish I had a woman as hot as the temperature is right now

EDIT: I wish Stew and Ice would stop cock blocking me from G
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Old 07-19-2017, 04:21 PM   #38
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Granted.......your local senior citizens home local lottery......Congrats! $102 bucks and a fruit basket!

Granted, you had one last week, but no more.......

I wish for a wish per day
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Old 07-19-2017, 04:21 PM   #39
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Granted, but the moon ain't made of cheese, just sayin'. Bring boots!

I wish I had that hourglass figure.

dammit, I wish I posted faster
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Old 07-19-2017, 04:22 PM   #40
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Fuckers!

I am taking my ball and going home
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Old 07-19-2017, 04:32 PM   #41
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Granted..but that ball is attached to Cotties

Wish GdGrl would show us that hourglass figure
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Old 07-19-2017, 04:45 PM   #42
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Granted that she won't because she's really quite fat.

I wish I had a big fancy boat.
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Old 07-19-2017, 04:48 PM   #43
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granted but it's in the middle of the Atlantic and you have to swim to it (naked)

I wish my penis was bigger
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Old 07-19-2017, 04:51 PM   #44
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Granted but only in circumference, kinda like a cheese wheel.

I wish I could retire!
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Granted, your car has been re-tired.

I wish I had a big fancy mansion with lots of land.
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You do, but that land is a landfill

Wish I could take a nap
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Old 07-19-2017, 05:02 PM   #47
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You do, but that land is a landfill

Wish I could take a nap
Granted, but you have a dream that I gave you Cotties for your birthday.


I wish I could move by teleporting me and my stuff.
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Granted..Capt Kirk is now on your speed dial

Wish I wasn't so good looking
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Granted in spades but your dogs kinda cute

I wish I could do the mambo
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Sure. But every time you do, Ricky Martin shows up and steals your thunder

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