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Old 08-02-2018, 02:00 PM   #1
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Default What the derp?

What does derp even mean?
Does anyone really know?
Can you use it in a sentence?
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Old 08-02-2018, 02:01 PM   #2
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I'm gonna see if hubby wants to derp tonight
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Old 08-02-2018, 02:01 PM   #3
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Derp you!
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Old 08-02-2018, 02:06 PM   #4
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Fine... if you want to derp we can do it for a little bit, but then I gotta go to work.
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Old 08-02-2018, 02:07 PM   #5
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It's all fun and games until someone gets derped.
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Old 08-02-2018, 02:08 PM   #6
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Im a derp, hes a derp, wouldnt you like to be a derp too?
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Old 08-02-2018, 02:08 PM   #7
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Keep calm and derp your neighbor
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Old 08-02-2018, 02:09 PM   #8
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Can we add a 'y' to it? Can something be derpy?
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Can we add a 'y' to it? Can something be derpy?
So you want to get a little derpy huh?
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Old 08-02-2018, 02:11 PM   #10
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Another new word? I can't keep up with this derp!
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Old 08-02-2018, 02:12 PM   #11
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Another new word? I can't keep up with this derp!
Talk to JaG. She derped it all up.
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Old 08-02-2018, 02:16 PM   #12
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Derp it all, Im derp of this
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Old 08-02-2018, 02:23 PM   #13
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Laugh it up, derpy mcderper!
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Old 08-02-2018, 02:24 PM   #14
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Wow look at those derps, are they real?
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Old 08-02-2018, 02:24 PM   #15
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Let's get derpy up in here!
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Ive never derpy before, do I need protection?
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Old 08-02-2018, 02:26 PM   #17
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So I looked at my foot this morning, and there was a purple/black bruise on it starting below the middle three toes, and extending nearly to the ankle bone.

I don't recall an incident that could have caused this.

I am naming it..Derp.
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Now I’m hungry for derp
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How many derp does it take to get a derpy
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Yo mama is a derp
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Will you be my derp
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Should we give a derpy to a friend?
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Old 08-02-2018, 02:35 PM   #23
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That guy gave me the derp
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That was derp_alious
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Was that a derp you swallowed?
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