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Old 07-19-2013, 11:00 AM   #6601
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I want you....
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Old 07-19-2013, 11:11 AM   #6602
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That was funny...in a sick kind of way
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Old 07-19-2013, 11:15 AM   #6603
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Love the hat
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Old 07-19-2013, 12:02 PM   #6604
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That's so sweet. Xxxxxxxx
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Old 07-19-2013, 12:04 PM   #6605
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and damn, she is one sexy woman!
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Old 07-25-2013, 07:52 PM   #6606
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Someone buggin' ya Cassie?
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Old 07-25-2013, 07:54 PM   #6607
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silly
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Old 07-25-2013, 07:54 PM   #6608
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"wow...that's SO HOT!"
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Old 07-25-2013, 07:57 PM   #6609
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hey pretty lady!
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Old 07-25-2013, 07:58 PM   #6610
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lol

(yeah I thought it was funny too when I posted it )
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Old 07-25-2013, 08:00 PM   #6611
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You don't know how happy you just made me
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Old 07-25-2013, 08:02 PM   #6612
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Sounds very nice...
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Old 07-28-2013, 02:46 PM   #6613
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Yummmmmm
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Old 07-28-2013, 02:47 PM   #6614
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Ok....you're awesome
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Old 08-03-2013, 08:30 AM   #6615
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You are cute too
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Old 08-03-2013, 08:38 AM   #6616
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need a secretary?
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Old 08-03-2013, 12:23 PM   #6617
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you make me laugh!
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Old 08-03-2013, 12:25 PM   #6618
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ummm ewwww lol

That's what they all say.
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Old 08-04-2013, 05:23 AM   #6619
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Very hot legs there....just like the rest of you.
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Old 08-04-2013, 08:07 PM   #6620
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you are.


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Old 08-04-2013, 08:09 PM   #6621
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well....my last two didn't say anything....hit and run reps I think
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Old 08-04-2013, 08:10 PM   #6622
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Nice one
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Old 08-04-2013, 08:12 PM   #6623
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now lm worried about your son!
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Old 08-04-2013, 08:56 PM   #6624
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Naughty
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Old 08-04-2013, 09:01 PM   #6625
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That's great news
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