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Old 07-11-2017, 05:25 PM   #7801
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Well said!

Very nice!
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Old 07-11-2017, 05:29 PM   #7802
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So true
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Old 07-11-2017, 05:42 PM   #7803
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1) "Gone the next day"??? You defriended me! I don't know what day it was


2) indeed
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Old 07-11-2017, 05:43 PM   #7804
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From one of the Blues who was visiting Rome.
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Old 07-11-2017, 05:46 PM   #7805
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Because you are a sweetie.
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Old 07-11-2017, 06:14 PM   #7806
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lol
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Old 07-11-2017, 06:27 PM   #7807
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Thank you! Been almost 2 months now and I still have my sanity!
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Old 09-16-2017, 12:05 AM   #7808
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On my show me thread pic

"If someone were to publicly criticize you for posting this pic , I wouldn't thank that post...I respect people who contribute, even if the content isn't to my personal taste."

Seriously?? Get a grip. I'll thank what I like, when I like, for whatever reason I want. You repping my boobs with this is inappropriate.

Go be a bully elsewhere.

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Old 09-16-2017, 09:54 AM   #7809
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It was a grey reputation about someone's wits. No idea what that means
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Old 10-07-2017, 12:52 PM   #7810
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That's like more than half the population here lol


...I would have thanked you, but your page and PMs are closed..
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Old 10-10-2017, 09:15 PM   #7811
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"I love it!"

Yes I love my stupidity sometimes too
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Old 10-10-2017, 09:19 PM   #7812
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Congratulations on making it to 150
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Old 10-10-2017, 09:50 PM   #7813
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Thank you sweet tee
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Old 10-10-2017, 10:27 PM   #7814
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I don't know if I have any and am not sure how to find them either
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Old 10-10-2017, 10:29 PM   #7815
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That would be an all you can eat breakfast.
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Old 10-11-2017, 04:58 PM   #7816
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Something about me being racist
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Old 10-11-2017, 04:59 PM   #7817
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Old 10-11-2017, 05:06 PM   #7818
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must have been while you were kissing me....
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Old 10-11-2017, 05:07 PM   #7819
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"Break my heart"....JaG, Heartbreaker....that's me!
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Old 10-11-2017, 07:55 PM   #7820
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Thanks RS!
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Old 10-11-2017, 07:58 PM   #7821
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I knew dudes give themselves enimas. Thanks for the confirmation.
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Old 10-15-2017, 07:43 PM   #7822
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Cats AND grey's Anatomy? Lol

Yes...that's right. You gotta problem with that? Lol
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Old 10-19-2017, 05:18 PM   #7823
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"Love seeing you here".

I'm blushing.
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Old 11-17-2017, 07:16 PM   #7824
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It was from Lyric where is that crazy woman??
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Old 11-17-2017, 08:03 PM   #7825
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How do you check it?
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