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Old 03-04-2018, 08:20 PM   #30776
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Old 03-04-2018, 08:39 PM   #30777
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Save enough energy for me?
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Old 03-04-2018, 08:52 PM   #30778
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Save enough energy for me?
I’ll dig deep if you will.
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Old 03-04-2018, 09:01 PM   #30779
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Excuse me...could you pass the Grey Poupon
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Old 03-04-2018, 09:10 PM   #30780
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Excuse me...could you pass the Grey Poupon
Are you asking for lube, pu$$y or are you just hungry?
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Old 03-04-2018, 09:21 PM   #30781
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Are you asking for lube, pu$$y or are you just hungry?
They make an edible lube too?...WE SHOULD TRY THAT!
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Old 03-05-2018, 08:32 AM   #30782
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mustard stings lol
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Old 03-05-2018, 01:07 PM   #30783
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Are we racing today
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Old 03-05-2018, 03:13 PM   #30784
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....and that’s how the hunter became the prey....
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Old 03-05-2018, 03:19 PM   #30785
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Where's the beef ?
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Old 03-05-2018, 03:20 PM   #30786
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Meat you mean? Well, just two lumps on my chest, nothing dangling between the legs, sorry
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Old 03-05-2018, 03:23 PM   #30787
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Two lumps work for me.
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Old 03-05-2018, 03:24 PM   #30788
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"Meat" is too vague. Boobie party
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Old 03-05-2018, 03:24 PM   #30789
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Two lumps work for me.
Hey... those were my lumps for the taking
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Old 03-05-2018, 03:32 PM   #30790
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Extra large lumps
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Old 03-05-2018, 03:37 PM   #30791
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Hey, they are right sized!
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Old 03-05-2018, 03:40 PM   #30792
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How about now?
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Old 03-05-2018, 04:00 PM   #30793
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Is the signal getting stronger?
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Old 03-05-2018, 05:08 PM   #30794
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Is there any room for me in those jeans?
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Old 03-05-2018, 05:12 PM   #30795
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Well that sucks...the batteries died. Lets play with mine instead!
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How long do your batteries last?
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Old 03-05-2018, 05:30 PM   #30797
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You don't act 35! You are well beyond your years in the bedroom
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Old 03-05-2018, 05:32 PM   #30798
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How long do your batteries last?
About 4 hours...after that the doctor suggested I swap them out!
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Old 03-05-2018, 05:35 PM   #30799
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Since you skipped boytoy, I guess I get you both.
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Since you skipped boytoy, I guess I get you both.
Sorry bt... I'll gladly share!
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