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Old 09-08-2018, 08:50 AM   #7301
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Old 09-24-2018, 07:19 AM   #7302
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Old 09-24-2018, 02:45 PM   #7303
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Old 09-24-2018, 04:27 PM   #7304
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Old 09-26-2018, 12:59 PM   #7305
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Old 09-26-2018, 01:03 PM   #7306
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Behaving in a proper and correct manner..but you know me right?
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Old 09-26-2018, 01:27 PM   #7307
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Behaving in a proper and correct manner..but you know me right?
I think peeps would run if you ever did behave!!! A lot of Nitro would be needed!!!
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Old 09-26-2018, 02:05 PM   #7308
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Old 09-26-2018, 02:49 PM   #7309
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Old 09-27-2018, 11:04 AM   #7310
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Old 09-27-2018, 11:12 AM   #7311
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Watching the hearing on TV, just listening on satellite radio, wish I could see Kavannah's face!
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Old 09-27-2018, 12:17 PM   #7312
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Old 09-27-2018, 04:08 PM   #7313
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Being a proactive, productive, mature and a responsible adult.

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Old 09-27-2018, 04:09 PM   #7314
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Old 09-27-2018, 06:20 PM   #7315
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Old 09-27-2018, 09:17 PM   #7316
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Old 09-28-2018, 04:25 AM   #7317
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Old 10-12-2018, 11:56 AM   #7318
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Old 10-12-2018, 12:48 PM   #7319
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Old 10-12-2018, 01:05 PM   #7320
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Old 10-12-2018, 04:40 PM   #7321
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Old 10-13-2018, 09:04 AM   #7322
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Old 10-13-2018, 09:06 AM   #7323
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