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Old 10-11-2018, 01:05 PM   #35976
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To go would require planning, anticipation, decisions... not worth the hassle.
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Old 10-12-2018, 08:24 AM   #35977
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Hassle, is not always a bad thing!
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Old 10-12-2018, 12:53 PM   #35978
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Thing is my dear, I don't give a damn!
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Old 10-12-2018, 12:54 PM   #35979
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Damn!, wow! I like when you talk dirty!
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Old 10-12-2018, 12:56 PM   #35980
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Dirty talking can be a real turn-on.
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Old 10-12-2018, 12:57 PM   #35981
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On that subject I must firmly agree
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Old 10-12-2018, 01:00 PM   #35982
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Agree with me is the best way to keep the peace.
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Old 10-12-2018, 01:01 PM   #35983
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Peace is hard to maintain with anyone, lol!
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Old 10-12-2018, 01:04 PM   #35984
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Lol is my reaction when I read some of the posts here!
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Old 10-12-2018, 01:05 PM   #35985
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Anyone could be someone, but then again it could be no-one.
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Old 10-12-2018, 01:13 PM   #35986
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No-one can agree with someone all the time. What then?
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Old 10-12-2018, 01:16 PM   #35987
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Then stand back, duck or get out the way because someone is likely to explode.
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Old 10-12-2018, 01:17 PM   #35988
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explode, eh? Sounds like someone has a temper.
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Old 10-12-2018, 01:19 PM   #35989
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Temper is something everyone has to a degree.
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Degrees and diplomas are no match for conversation and connection.
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Old 10-12-2018, 01:27 PM   #35991
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Connection is when you reach out and touch another person's soul in a way that lasts maybe forever.
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Forever feels too short a time.
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Old 10-12-2018, 03:03 PM   #35993
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Fun times when the weekend arrives.
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Early to bed and early to rise.
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Rise up is what happens when many men see your AV
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Avatar was a pretty good movie!
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Movie night is tomorrow night usually
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Usually there's a disbelieving comment because I never ever ever watch a movie.
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