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Old 12-15-2011, 08:43 PM   #1
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Hi there. I'm relatively new to the site, having just been here for a little over 2 years. I'm having a little trouble convincing women to photograph themselves naked and in sexually compromising positions and then send me the photographs so that I can masturbate to them on my own time and without having to get involved with a lot of "chit chat" about problems and issues they may be dealing with in their lives. Is there a certain number of posts I am required to make before I can get access to this feature? Thanks.
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Hi there. I'm relatively new to the site, having just been here for a little over 2 years. I'm having a little trouble convincing women to photograph themselves naked and in sexually compromising positions and then send me the photographs so that I can masturbate to them on my own time and without having to get involved with a lot of "chit chat" about problems and issues they may be dealing with in their lives. Is there a certain number of posts I am required to make before I can get access to this feature? Thanks.
Oh good grief!....

hey I kno a hot Tranny...

FINE!....I'll look n see what I got..
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when you find out will you tell me the secret? they won't send them to me either..
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Old 12-15-2011, 08:45 PM   #4
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OMG!! Tom.....you surely know women in general and lots of them on here are all about control....if they think you want them....Pfttt...!! you can forget getting them....
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Isn't there some last minute Christmas shopping you need to get done?
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Yea right!.....
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I demand dong pics before the vault opens...clearly. I would never give up boob pics just because...ever.
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Who would?
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You got mine, right Tom?
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Tell her you have "12" big reasons why she should!
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crap, i'm doing it wrong again?
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It's OK honey. I mean think about it. Doesn't the idea of Tom masturbating to your pictures make you just a little bit nauseous and squeemish? I wouldn't worry about it.
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It's OK honey. I mean think about it. Doesn't the idea of Tom masturbating to your pictures make you just a little bit nauseous and squeemish? I wouldn't worry about it.

grocery store parking lot, liver in a tube sock? far more creepy, truth be told.
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Hi there. I'm relatively new to the site, having just been here for a little over 2 years. I'm having a little trouble convincing women to photograph themselves naked and in sexually compromising positions and then send me the photographs so that I can masturbate to them on my own time and without having to get involved with a lot of "chit chat" about problems and issues they may be dealing with in their lives. Is there a certain number of posts I am required to make before I can get access to this feature? Thanks.
I didn't know anyone said photograph anymore.

I usually use this line: "Hi. My name's SB. Can I see your boobs?"

I'll let you know when it works.
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It's OK honey. I mean think about it. Doesn't the idea of Tom masturbating to your pictures make you just a little bit nauseous and squeemish? I wouldn't worry about it.
Umm...yeah..where's that boob thread again?
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Me! I am proud of my boobies... why not share them...
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Me! I am proud of my boobies... why not share them...
My sarcasm didn't carry over...it's that word emphasis thing...I think Tom protesteth too much. I mean..all he's gotta do is cam right???
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My sarcasm didn't carry over...it's that word emphasis thing...I think Tom protesteth too much. I mean..all he's gotta do is cam right???
And, admittedly, where Gabby has without a doubt revealed more of her boobies than I have....we have both been known to send up the boob signal more than once.
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