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Old 12-11-2015, 01:18 PM   #3976
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So when Invisible Woman gets wet....
I'm thinking I don't have to elaborate on that one
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Old 12-11-2015, 01:19 PM   #3977
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So when Invisible Woman gets wet....
The bigger question is, who got her wet?
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Old 12-11-2015, 04:34 PM   #3978
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I could go for a ham sammich right now


and some boobies and pussy.

I'll trade in the sandwich for the other if need be
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Old 12-27-2015, 02:12 PM   #3979
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Do birds of a feather really flock together?
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Old 12-27-2015, 02:15 PM   #3980
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worried about UK friends in the Yorkshire area

a terrible christmas for many
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Old 01-02-2016, 04:40 AM   #3981
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Metal Gear Solid movie = Michael Bay

Legend of Zelda movie = Peter Jackson

HellOooOoOoO, Hollywood! Pshhh.
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Old 01-02-2016, 05:51 AM   #3982
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my little boy is wearing a hoody with AC/DC on it.

its like gangster meets Westie.......I have a tear in my ear

dun ...dunna dunt.. [i'm playing air guitar in this band...you get drums.....quick quick..]
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Old 01-02-2016, 05:58 AM   #3983
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my little boy is wearing a hoody with AC/DC on it.

its like gangster meets Westie.......I have a tear in my ear

dun ...dunna dunt.. [i'm playing air guitar in this band...you get drums.....quick quick..]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_IWlPHMziU
Hey CatMan. So the cataracts haven't hit you yet? Brings a smile to my face.

Thanks for the song and post more pictures of your fine self. You hansum fucker, you.
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Old 01-02-2016, 05:59 AM   #3984
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Thats it...Mr S

you and me have to get drunk one night and maybe beat someone up for fun. Don't over think it. Just pick someone you like from here and I'll sort the details out.
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Thats it...Mr S

you and me have to get drunk one night and maybe beat someone up for fun. Don't over think it. Just pick someone you like from here and I'll sort the details out.
If I get drunk I can't guarantee our safety. But a beat down for sport sounds fun. I'll buy the matching jerseys.
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If I get drunk I can't guarantee our safety. But a beat down for sport sounds fun. I'll buy the matching jerseys.
just don't shoot or stab anyone...I know how you people get sometimes. You take the fun out of pointless violence. Another tip is don't knock up homeless chicks as they get very clingy.

It was only 4 years back I went and picked up an old friend in my new car. That silly boy could play guitar and I had a whole lot of Rosie playing. A bit embarrassed for some reason I said ...do you want me to change it

He said any song about doing a fat chick in the back seat of your car should never be criticized...its pioneering
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Old 01-02-2016, 08:27 AM   #3987
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Old 01-03-2016, 11:56 AM   #3989
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Hey CatMan. So the cataracts haven't hit you yet? Brings a smile to my face.

Thanks for the song and post more pictures of your fine self. You hansum fucker, you.
geeze, i thought there was a new guy on here called CatMan..broke my second best typing finger to scoot over and see the pix. Please be more specific.

and yes, the camera likes Cotties, don't it?
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Old 01-04-2016, 01:16 PM   #3991
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geeze, i thought there was a new guy on here called CatMan..broke my second best typing finger to scoot over and see the pix. Please be more specific.

and yes, the camera likes Cotties, don't it?
Where's your pic? Take a selfie with Mizz Liberty in the background.
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Where's your pic? Take a selfie with Mizz Liberty in the background.
I can't..we had a falling out..well, actually, the BO..she needs deodorant ..that wafts right over the water.
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Old 01-04-2016, 01:19 PM   #3993
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Thinking about buying one of those new AMC Pacers...thoughts?
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I can't..we had a falling out..well, actually, the BO..she needs deodorant ..that wafts right over the water.
Ok, fine. Random tree in Central Park?
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There are people from long ago I actually miss... I was looking forward to a new thread about Anal bleeding or something as gross from Munkybrain..
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I wish Stevie Ray Vaughn was still alive!
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This would be such an awesome AV pic!

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