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Old 05-28-2016, 10:16 PM   #4126
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Old 05-28-2016, 10:16 PM   #4127
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wasn' t that your choice why should i feel bad
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Old 06-02-2016, 09:03 PM   #4128
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Old 06-25-2016, 10:28 AM   #4129
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Old 06-25-2016, 10:48 AM   #4130
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Old 06-28-2016, 10:07 PM   #4131
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Old 07-07-2016, 02:30 PM   #4132
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Why do British singers lose their accents when they sing?
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Old 07-07-2016, 03:01 PM   #4133
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Star Trek is better than Star Wars
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Old 07-07-2016, 03:07 PM   #4134
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Old 07-07-2016, 03:31 PM   #4135
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That reminds me- today I was at Subway, and when I ordered spinach on my sub, I started thinking about Popeye. Did you know that his nephews names were Peepeye, Poopeye, Pipeye, Pupeye?
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Old 07-07-2016, 03:34 PM   #4136
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Old 07-07-2016, 03:49 PM   #4137
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Really? He had kids? I thought he was sterile. Which reminds me, when I got my vasectemy, it hurt like a bitch even though my brother and brother in law said it was a painless procedure. Last time I take testicular advice from them.
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Old 07-07-2016, 04:37 PM   #4138
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I Khan't agree with this statement.
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Old 07-07-2016, 04:38 PM   #4139
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I Khan't agree with this statement.
and this is why we'll always be best friends
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Old 07-07-2016, 04:53 PM   #4140
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Old 07-07-2016, 05:09 PM   #4141
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Old 07-07-2016, 05:13 PM   #4142
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Old 07-07-2016, 05:21 PM   #4143
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Old 07-07-2016, 05:31 PM   #4144
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So THAT'S what Witty looks like below his chin?
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So THAT'S what Witty looks like below his chin?
You know he's fondling his nipples right now.
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Old 07-07-2016, 05:49 PM   #4147
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Old 07-09-2016, 10:32 PM   #4148
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New Honda Ridgeline looks tough, but no solid rear axle. Close, but no cigar.
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Old 07-11-2016, 09:23 AM   #4149
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Old 07-11-2016, 09:24 AM   #4150
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30 minutes or one hour sex session which is better?
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