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Old 02-08-2011, 05:14 PM   #1251
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Old 02-08-2011, 05:15 PM   #1252
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Old 02-08-2011, 05:19 PM   #1253
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Old 02-08-2011, 05:20 PM   #1254
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Old 02-08-2011, 05:21 PM   #1255
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a walmart rest room????????????



yeahhhhh....ummmm, been there done that....they frown down upon that kind of stuff apparently
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Old 02-08-2011, 05:24 PM   #1256
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yeahhhhh....ummmm, been there done that....they frown down upon that kind of stuff apparently
TMI, then again, the face did look familiar on red tube
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Old 02-08-2011, 05:27 PM   #1257
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TMI, then again, the face did look familiar on red tube


Dammit NYY...you PROMISED you wouldn't tell you soooo owe me now!!
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Old 02-08-2011, 05:28 PM   #1258
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Dammit NYY...you PROMISED you wouldn't tell you soooo owe me now!!
hey, you're the one the brought the portable glory hole wall and asked to be recorded
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Old 02-08-2011, 05:34 PM   #1259
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hey, you're the one the brought the portable glory hole wall and asked to be recorded


Portable glory hole are you calling me a hooker??
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Old 02-08-2011, 05:35 PM   #1260
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Portable glory hole are you calling me a hooker??
not if you dont get paid and do it for your pleasure
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Old 02-08-2011, 05:38 PM   #1261
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not if you dont get paid and do it for your pleasure


ohhhh.....well thank you for the clarification!!! What am I if I don't get paid and get no pleasure, I just do it cuz I'm bored?
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Old 02-08-2011, 06:25 PM   #1262
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Old 02-08-2011, 06:43 PM   #1263
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Old 02-08-2011, 07:05 PM   #1264
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Old 02-08-2011, 07:24 PM   #1265
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Old 02-08-2011, 07:25 PM   #1266
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Old 02-08-2011, 07:59 PM   #1267
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Old 02-08-2011, 08:00 PM   #1268
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Old 02-08-2011, 08:01 PM   #1269
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Old 02-08-2011, 08:01 PM   #1270
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Old 02-08-2011, 08:02 PM   #1271
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Old 02-08-2011, 08:02 PM   #1272
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Old 02-08-2011, 08:07 PM   #1273
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Old 02-08-2011, 08:10 PM   #1274
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Old 02-08-2011, 08:13 PM   #1275
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