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Old 04-02-2017, 12:40 AM   #5226
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Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit
I'll do that for you.


Mine: "Pizza is ready"
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Old 04-02-2017, 11:21 PM   #5227
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Another party to go to
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Old 04-03-2017, 01:40 AM   #5228
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Old 04-03-2017, 01:54 AM   #5229
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A little courtesy would be nice.
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Old 04-03-2017, 07:35 AM   #5230
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Be there in a bit
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Old 04-03-2017, 04:09 PM   #5231
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Where's the cat?
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Old 04-03-2017, 04:22 PM   #5232
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Old 04-03-2017, 10:06 PM   #5233
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next time it will be in French
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Old 04-05-2017, 12:23 PM   #5234
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seriously
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Old 04-05-2017, 12:28 PM   #5235
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Pepsi please!
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Old 04-05-2017, 02:32 PM   #5236
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Don't answer it!
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Old 04-06-2017, 01:59 AM   #5237
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Old 04-06-2017, 01:10 PM   #5238
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This coffee sucks.
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Old 04-06-2017, 04:20 PM   #5239
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Fuckin a

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Old 04-06-2017, 10:47 PM   #5240
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bitter are ya?
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Old 04-06-2017, 10:54 PM   #5241
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Ego much
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Old 04-06-2017, 10:55 PM   #5242
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You want to go out.
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Old 04-06-2017, 11:52 PM   #5243
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Yoda get down
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Old 04-07-2017, 06:22 AM   #5244
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what are the pros and cons fucknuts
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Old 04-07-2017, 07:22 AM   #5245
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Ya tired Giz?
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Old 05-22-2017, 08:05 PM   #5246
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Which one of you "I'm not a baby" children is watching the Disney channel?
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Old 05-22-2017, 08:18 PM   #5247
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Give me a call and we can discuss it later
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Old 05-25-2017, 08:37 PM   #5248
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what time tomorrow?
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Old 10-21-2017, 09:09 PM   #5249
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Go Hogs Go
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Old 10-21-2017, 11:08 PM   #5250
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Have you decided on a punishment?
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