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Old 04-01-2017, 11:40 PM   #5226
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Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit
I'll do that for you.


Mine: "Pizza is ready"
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Old 04-02-2017, 10:21 PM   #5227
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Another party to go to
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Old 04-03-2017, 12:40 AM   #5228
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Old 04-03-2017, 12:54 AM   #5229
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A little courtesy would be nice.
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Old 04-03-2017, 06:35 AM   #5230
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Be there in a bit
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Old 04-03-2017, 03:09 PM   #5231
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Where's the cat?
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Old 04-03-2017, 03:22 PM   #5232
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Fine!
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Old 04-03-2017, 09:06 PM   #5233
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next time it will be in French
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Old 04-05-2017, 11:23 AM   #5234
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seriously
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Old 04-05-2017, 11:28 AM   #5235
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Pepsi please!
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Old 04-05-2017, 01:32 PM   #5236
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Don't answer it!
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Old 04-06-2017, 12:59 AM   #5237
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Old 04-06-2017, 12:10 PM   #5238
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This coffee sucks.
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Old 04-06-2017, 03:20 PM   #5239
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Fuckin a

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Old 04-06-2017, 09:47 PM   #5240
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bitter are ya?
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Old 04-06-2017, 09:54 PM   #5241
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Ego much
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Old 04-06-2017, 09:55 PM   #5242
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You want to go out.
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Old 04-06-2017, 10:52 PM   #5243
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Yoda get down
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Old 04-07-2017, 05:22 AM   #5244
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what are the pros and cons fucknuts
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Old 04-07-2017, 06:22 AM   #5245
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Ya tired Giz?
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Old 05-22-2017, 07:05 PM   #5246
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Which one of you "I'm not a baby" children is watching the Disney channel?
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Old 05-22-2017, 07:18 PM   #5247
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Give me a call and we can discuss it later
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Old 05-25-2017, 07:37 PM   #5248
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what time tomorrow?
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