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Old 04-07-2017, 10:55 PM   #39701
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Like that house in New Orleans
Pleasure's answered and all pleas end

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Old 04-07-2017, 11:59 PM   #39702
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Newton is a dear and funny man
If you don't realize, I'm a fan
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Old 04-08-2017, 12:04 AM   #39703
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Eeny meeny minee mina
I'm a fan of scoobertina
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Old 04-08-2017, 12:06 AM   #39704
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I met her here upon this site seven years ago
That she still cares for Yankee boy is all you need to know


Which was of course for Scoob . . .



LuckyThen LuckyNow LuckySometime yes
What organ he is missing is anybody's guess

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Old 04-30-2017, 06:53 PM   #39705
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He says he's in his chair, this guy they call Newton
But I bet if he's pissed he'll come out shootin
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Old 05-12-2017, 09:19 PM   #39706
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Twilight, dusk, evening. Done.
Dawn. Twilight. Rising Sun.

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Old 05-12-2017, 10:17 PM   #39707
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We gape at stalworth St Alphelus

Whose valor makes the fellas jealous.
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Old 05-12-2017, 10:59 PM   #39708
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Should the seaman spy, upon the rocks, yon Jiller
He's apt to bend the ship's, and his own, tiller.
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Old 05-12-2017, 11:42 PM   #39709
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I would ask but I donít want to trouble you
Why not Tyrone Slothrop instead of Zoyd W ?
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Old 05-12-2017, 11:49 PM   #39710
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You don't have to rhyme,
to be LuckySometime.
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Old 05-13-2017, 12:52 AM   #39711
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With little or no time to rehearse
He engineers a dapper verse.
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Old 05-13-2017, 12:58 AM   #39712
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When it comes to men she prefers the Aussie
He likes her too even though she's bossy
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Old 05-13-2017, 01:35 AM   #39713
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The sun is rising cos the earth is spinning.
But no one knows his secret to winning.
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Old 05-13-2017, 02:27 AM   #39714
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Finding stats and graphs he shows no lack
It's nice to see the artistic manbun is back
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Old 05-13-2017, 04:19 AM   #39715
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Beware the redhead, ferocious bunny,
She'll split your sides...she's that funny.
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Old 05-13-2017, 03:20 PM   #39716
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It is not my way to let a good thread die
Even if I gotta post with a guy .
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Old 05-14-2017, 05:16 AM   #39717
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The man without an AV kept the thread running
Find a nice pic, be it subtle or even stunning!
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Old 06-02-2017, 06:29 PM   #39718
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The sun rises and it falls,
That's when he plays with his dolls....
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Old 06-02-2017, 08:46 PM   #39719
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Big O, he's back! so raise a glass and as them man says *ahem*
"No Shirt, No Shoes, No Problem"
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Old 06-02-2017, 08:49 PM   #39720
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Throwing in the towel, oh hell
Just can't keep up with Gabrielle
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Old 06-03-2017, 01:34 AM   #39721
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Cincture your towel, nice and high,
He rhymes with the best, that SoCal guy.
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Old 06-03-2017, 01:46 AM   #39722
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alpheus is our resident God
and I'm sure he has a great bod
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Old 06-03-2017, 02:01 AM   #39723
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such a flirt, where do I start?
A kiss to the cheek and a hand on the heart.
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Old 06-03-2017, 02:31 AM   #39724
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Lucky will I be sometime
When I find this here will rhyme
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Old 06-04-2017, 12:09 AM   #39725
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Here he is Mr. One Fine Day
Just take a moment to see what he has to say
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