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Old 04-08-2017, 08:42 PM   #60601
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What about sex?
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Old 04-08-2017, 08:44 PM   #60602
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What are you curious about?
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Old 04-08-2017, 08:45 PM   #60603
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Why is it so hot?
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Old 04-08-2017, 08:49 PM   #60604
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Is it because of the energy you burn during passionate sex?
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Old 04-08-2017, 08:51 PM   #60605
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Or is it cause of the awesome orgasms you have ?
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Old 04-08-2017, 08:53 PM   #60606
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Should we go in the shower to cool down ?
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Old 04-08-2017, 08:55 PM   #60607
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Why do you need to?
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Old 04-08-2017, 08:58 PM   #60608
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To prevent inadvertent explosion?
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Old 04-09-2017, 11:30 PM   #60609
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Multiple explosions are the goal?
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Old 04-10-2017, 06:52 AM   #60610
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Do I need to wear safety gear?
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Old 04-10-2017, 07:52 AM   #60611
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Can a person be too safe?
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Old 04-10-2017, 07:54 AM   #60612
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What, you wanna be like Maverick?
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Old 04-10-2017, 07:55 AM   #60613
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Maybe Maverick wants to be like me?
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Old 04-10-2017, 11:22 AM   #60614
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Is Maverick the good guy here?
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Old 04-10-2017, 11:29 AM   #60615
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Do good guys get good ladies?
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Old 04-25-2017, 04:19 AM   #60616
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How much trouble you think I can get into here?
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Old 04-25-2017, 04:27 AM   #60617
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did someone call my name?
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Old 04-25-2017, 04:46 AM   #60618
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Are you the new Top Gun?
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Old 04-28-2017, 02:28 PM   #60619
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Does that mean Tom Cruise?
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Old 04-28-2017, 02:46 PM   #60620
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Do you want to be Tom Cruise?
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Old 04-28-2017, 03:10 PM   #60621
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Can I be a taller version of Tom Cruise?
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Old 04-28-2017, 03:20 PM   #60622
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Isn't that niche already filled by Keanu?
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Old 04-28-2017, 03:25 PM   #60623
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Keanu? Is that one of the Hawaiian islands?
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Old 04-28-2017, 03:31 PM   #60624
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Can you feel the cool breeze from here?
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Old 04-28-2017, 04:17 PM   #60625
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Are you getting the drinks?
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