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Old 04-08-2017, 08:23 PM   #1076
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"Can you pay the bill? I forgot my wallet."
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Old 04-08-2017, 09:38 PM   #1077
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Ask another question before they have a chance to answer the first one. When they complain, say, "you take too long to respond..you been drinking?"

This is my specialty.

What's yours?

Hurry up.

Is that a beer can?

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Old 04-08-2017, 09:48 PM   #1078
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My formula is pretty simple:

Step 1: Log in

Step 2: Post something
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Old 04-08-2017, 10:09 PM   #1079
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Old 04-08-2017, 10:35 PM   #1080
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Come back to site repeatedly.
I live to annoy the fuck outta some of you
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Old 04-08-2017, 10:46 PM   #1081
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A noise annoys an oyster.
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Old 04-08-2017, 11:11 PM   #1082
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Ask if they've had their estrogen checked lately
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Old 04-08-2017, 11:46 PM   #1083
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Old 04-09-2017, 02:30 PM   #1084
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Make them feel like they have competition even if it's unintentional. No one likes their toes mashed.
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Old 04-09-2017, 02:31 PM   #1085
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I battle with it
You shouldn't. Other people's opinions are not your problem.
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Old 04-09-2017, 02:32 PM   #1086
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I don't know about people, but I know that
A noise annoys an oyster.
Why? It's like sucking pussy. They must not like oral.
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Old 04-09-2017, 02:34 PM   #1087
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My formula is pretty simple:

Step 1: Log in

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Stop being so annoying.
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Old 04-09-2017, 05:41 PM   #1088
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You shouldn't. Other people's opinions are not your problem.
you're sweet..thanks

they don't get me down...but they affect others and that pisses me off
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Old 04-09-2017, 05:43 PM   #1089
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being sucky at news and making me be your friend worked well


and lets face it..logging in didn't change anything
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Old 04-09-2017, 05:49 PM   #1090
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you're sweet..thanks

they don't get me down...but they affect others and that pisses me off
That's where the handy dandy block function comes into play....or you can flip a bitch on the person who's being too sensitive and make them feel like the jackass that they are or acting like. Sometimes people need to be bitch slapped with a reality check. Only two people you should worry about here....and that's all that matters. You're a mod...yes....but you shouldn't need to babysit a bunch of grown ass adults.
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Old 04-10-2017, 01:22 AM   #1091
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Yes, yes, I was giggling when I wrote it. That's a convoluted post even by my standards.
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Old 04-10-2017, 11:07 AM   #1092
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Old 04-10-2017, 02:22 PM   #1093
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Old 04-10-2017, 09:47 PM   #1094
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Flip the channel on the remote, wait...wait....wait ...flip as soon as you see the spark of interest in their eye .....rinse, repeat.
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Old 04-11-2017, 01:53 AM   #1095
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DILLIGAF?
Why actually no...no you dont!
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Old 04-11-2017, 01:54 AM   #1096
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Sing a few lines of an annoying song......
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Old 04-13-2017, 04:57 PM   #1097
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I agree 100% great post !
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Old 04-13-2017, 11:04 PM   #1098
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Old 04-24-2017, 08:55 PM   #1099
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Old 04-24-2017, 09:32 PM   #1100
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In a really sweet voice, ask them to switch seats with you on a plane.
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