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#1076 |
Flirting God
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![]() "Can you pay the bill? I forgot my wallet."
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#1077 |
One foot on land, one on
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![]() Ask another question before they have a chance to answer the first one. When they complain, say, "you take too long to respond..you been drinking?"
This is my specialty. What's yours? Hurry up. Is that a beer can? Last edited by hijiller; 04-08-2017 at 09:41 PM. |
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#1078 |
Has the fun started yet?
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![]() My formula is pretty simple:
Step 1: Log in Step 2: Post something
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"The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those that speak it" - Orwell |
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#1079 |
Rex's TROUBLE
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![]() Say " I doubt it " to everything
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#1080 |
deus ex machina
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![]() Come back to site repeatedly.
I live to annoy the fuck outta some of you
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#1081 |
Flirting God
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![]() I don't know about people, but I know that
A noise annoys an oyster. |
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#1083 |
Opinion Supporter
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#1084 |
Something or other
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![]() Make them feel like they have competition even if it's unintentional. No one likes their toes mashed.
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#1085 |
Something or other
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#1086 |
Something or other
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#1087 |
Cake please
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Stop being so annoying.
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Something or other
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That's where the handy dandy block function comes into play....or you can flip a bitch on the person who's being too sensitive and make them feel like the jackass that they are or acting like. Sometimes people need to be bitch slapped with a reality check. Only two people you should worry about here....and that's all that matters. You're a mod...yes....but you shouldn't need to babysit a bunch of grown ass adults.
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#1091 |
Cake please
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![]() Look this good first thing in the morning.
Yes, yes, I was giggling when I wrote it. That's a convoluted post even by my standards.
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#1092 |
Winging it...
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#1093 |
~*Concentrated Awesome*~
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![]() DILLIGAF?
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![]() ~If you smash into something good, you should hold on until it's time to let go.~ |
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#1094 |
Super Flirt
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![]() Flip the channel on the remote, wait...wait....wait ...flip as soon as you see the spark of interest in their eye .....rinse, repeat.
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#1095 |
Thread Terrorist
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~ A good man has few enemies. A ruthless man has none ~ |
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#1096 |
Thread Terrorist
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![]() Sing a few lines of an annoying song......
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#1097 |
Can you see me now?
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If I offend you cry me a river, I'll bring snacks and a raft. I will literally float down your tears while munching on chips and working on my tan. |
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#1098 |
Flirting God
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![]() Wait for a long story to be done, then say "What?"
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