Ways To Annoy People - Page 44

SoCal guy · 04-08-2017, 08:23 PM

"Can you pay the bill? I forgot my wallet."

hijiller · 04-08-2017, 09:38 PM

Ask another question before they have a chance to answer the first one. When they complain, say, "you take too long to respond..you been drinking?"

This is my specialty.

What's yours?

Hurry up.

Is that a beer can?

TomIAm · 04-08-2017, 09:48 PM

My formula is pretty simple:

Step 1: Log in

Step 2: Post something

Cristal · 04-08-2017, 10:09 PM

Say " I doubt it " to everything

Apparition · 04-08-2017, 10:35 PM

Come back to site repeatedly.
I live to annoy the fuck outta some of you

Loomis · 04-08-2017, 10:46 PM

I don't know about people, but I know that
A noise annoys an oyster.

gabrielle22 · 04-08-2017, 11:11 PM

Ask if they've had their estrogen checked lately

DirtRacer9 · 04-08-2017, 11:46 PM

Lyric~* · 04-09-2017, 02:30 PM

Make them feel like they have competition even if it's unintentional. No one likes their toes mashed.

Lyric~* · 04-09-2017, 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cotties

I battle with it

You shouldn't. Other people's opinions are not your problem.

Lyric~* · 04-09-2017, 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loomis

I don't know about people, but I know that
A noise annoys an oyster.

Why? It's like sucking pussy. They must not like oral.

SophieC · 04-09-2017, 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TomIAm

My formula is pretty simple:

Step 1: Log in

Step 2: Post something

Stop being so annoying.

Cotties · 04-09-2017, 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lyric~*

You shouldn't. Other people's opinions are not your problem.

you're sweet..thanks

they don't get me down...but they affect others and that pisses me off

Cotties · 04-09-2017, 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TomIAm

My formula is pretty simple:

Step 1: Log in

Step 2: Post something

being sucky at news and making me be your friend worked well

and lets face it..logging in didn't change anything

Lyric~* · 04-09-2017, 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cotties

you're sweet..thanks

they don't get me down...but they affect others and that pisses me off

That's where the handy dandy block function comes into play....or you can flip a bitch on the person who's being too sensitive and make them feel like the jackass that they are or acting like. Sometimes people need to be bitch slapped with a reality check. Only two people you should worry about here....and that's all that matters. You're a mod...yes....but you shouldn't need to babysit a bunch of grown ass adults.

SophieC · 04-10-2017, 01:22 AM

Look this good first thing in the morning.

Yes, yes, I was giggling when I wrote it. That's a convoluted post even by my standards.

Ethereal~me · 04-10-2017, 11:07 AM

Point out the truth

DomesticDiva · 04-10-2017, 02:22 PM

DILLIGAF?

Fireeater · 04-10-2017, 09:47 PM

Flip the channel on the remote, wait...wait....wait ...flip as soon as you see the spark of interest in their eye .....rinse, repeat.

Iceburn · 04-11-2017, 01:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DomesticDiva

DILLIGAF?

Why actually no...no you dont!

Iceburn · 04-11-2017, 01:54 AM

Sing a few lines of an annoying song......

dixiechik · 04-13-2017, 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ethereal~me

Point out the truth

I agree 100% great post !

SoCal guy · 04-13-2017, 11:04 PM

Wait for a long story to be done, then say "What?"

Lyric~* · 04-24-2017, 08:55 PM

Take all the credit for this and that.

hijiller · 04-24-2017, 09:32 PM

In a really sweet voice, ask them to switch seats with you on a plane.

04-08-2017, 09:38 PM	#1077
hijiller Hmmmm... Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: In a New York state of mind Age: 42 Posts: 26,614 Thanks: 10,017 Thanked 11,389 Times in 7,788 Posts Blog Entries: 3	Ask another question before they have a chance to answer the first one. When they complain, say, "you take too long to respond..you been drinking?" This is my specialty. What's yours? Hurry up. Is that a beer can? Last edited by hijiller; 04-08-2017 at 09:41 PM.

04-08-2017, 10:09 PM	#1079
Cristal Rex's TROUBLE Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Yellow Brick Road Age: 50 Posts: 9,422 Thanks: 4,619 Thanked 2,140 Times in 1,695 Posts	Say " I doubt it " to everything __________________

04-08-2017, 10:35 PM	#1080
Apparition deus ex machina Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: InsideYoMembrane Age: 42 Posts: 30,185 Thanks: 5,124 Thanked 8,084 Times in 6,233 Posts Blog Entries: 3	Come back to site repeatedly. I live to annoy the fuck outta some of you __________________ Zero Sum

04-08-2017, 11:11 PM	#1082
gabrielle22 Coniglio Fero'c'e Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: In the Corner Age: 44 Posts: 31,233 Thanks: 16,388 Thanked 13,960 Times in 10,204 Posts Blog Entries: 9	Ask if they've had their estrogen checked lately __________________ You gotta promise not to stop when I say when...

04-08-2017, 11:46 PM	#1083
DirtRacer9 Um, my title is up HERE Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Ca-Na-Da Age: 47 Posts: 6,797 Thanks: 4,189 Thanked 2,314 Times in 2,116 Posts	Beg

04-08-2017, 08:23 PM	#1076
SoCal guy Flirting God Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: Los Angeles Age: 61 Posts: 10,471 Thanks: 3,130 Thanked 2,378 Times in 2,131 Posts	"Can you pay the bill? I forgot my wallet."

04-08-2017, 09:48 PM	#1078
TomIAm Has the fun started yet? Join Date: Nov 2009 Age: 52 Posts: 30,289 Thanks: 9,521 Thanked 16,081 Times in 9,242 Posts Blog Entries: 8	My formula is pretty simple: Step 1: Log in Step 2: Post something

04-08-2017, 10:46 PM	#1081
Loomis Flirting God Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Minnesota Age: 38 Posts: 2,274 Thanks: 418 Thanked 555 Times in 421 Posts	I don't know about people, but I know that A noise annoys an oyster.

04-09-2017, 02:30 PM	#1084
Lyric~* Live and Let Live Join Date: Mar 2011 Age: 38 Posts: 13,390 Thanks: 7,547 Thanked 5,921 Times in 4,432 Posts	Make them feel like they have competition even if it's unintentional. No one likes their toes mashed.

04-10-2017, 01:22 AM	#1091
SophieC Flirting God Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: UK Age: 37 Posts: 5,226 Thanks: 2,007 Thanked 3,975 Times in 2,210 Posts Blog Entries: 22	Look this good first thing in the morning. Yes, yes, I was giggling when I wrote it. That's a convoluted post even by my standards. __________________ Peace out, bro.

04-10-2017, 11:07 AM	#1092
Ethereal~me Flirting God Join Date: Aug 2015 Location: UK Age: 55 Posts: 651 Thanks: 95 Thanked 103 Times in 90 Posts	Point out the truth

04-10-2017, 02:22 PM	#1093
DomesticDiva ~Concentrated Awesome~ Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: "In That WalMart Parkin' Lot" Age: 41 Posts: 64,224 Thanks: 28,189 Thanked 16,534 Times in 11,000 Posts Blog Entries: 30	DILLIGAF? __________________ ~If you smash into something good, you should hold on until it's time to let go.~ "Wanna?"

04-10-2017, 09:47 PM	#1094
Fireeater Super Flirt Join Date: Dec 2014 Location: In my imagination, I reside south of the Ohio river. Age: 53 Posts: 206 Thanks: 31 Thanked 42 Times in 35 Posts	Flip the channel on the remote, wait...wait....wait ...flip as soon as you see the spark of interest in their eye .....rinse, repeat.

04-11-2017, 01:54 AM	#1096
Iceburn Back..for now Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: Always Here, Often Elsewhere. Age: 58 Posts: 45,288 Thanks: 20,410 Thanked 23,252 Times in 18,438 Posts Blog Entries: 11	Sing a few lines of an annoying song...... __________________ ~ If you don't want a stupid answer, stop asking me stupid questions.. ~

04-13-2017, 11:04 PM	#1098
SoCal guy Flirting God Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: Los Angeles Age: 61 Posts: 10,471 Thanks: 3,130 Thanked 2,378 Times in 2,131 Posts	Wait for a long story to be done, then say "What?"

04-24-2017, 08:55 PM	#1099
Lyric~* Live and Let Live Join Date: Mar 2011 Age: 38 Posts: 13,390 Thanks: 7,547 Thanked 5,921 Times in 4,432 Posts	Take all the credit for this and that.

04-24-2017, 09:32 PM	#1100
hijiller Hmmmm... Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: In a New York state of mind Age: 42 Posts: 26,614 Thanks: 10,017 Thanked 11,389 Times in 7,788 Posts Blog Entries: 3	In a really sweet voice, ask them to switch seats with you on a plane.