Ways To Annoy People - Page 44

SoCal guy · 04-08-2017, 08:23 PM

"Can you pay the bill? I forgot my wallet."

hijiller · 04-08-2017, 09:38 PM

Ask another question before they have a chance to answer the first one. When they complain, say, "you take too long to respond..you been drinking?"

This is my specialty.

What's yours?

Hurry up.

Is that a beer can?

TomIAm · 04-08-2017, 09:48 PM

My formula is pretty simple:

Step 1: Log in

Step 2: Post something

Cristal · 04-08-2017, 10:09 PM

Say " I doubt it " to everything

Apparition · 04-08-2017, 10:35 PM

Come back to site repeatedly.
I live to annoy the fuck outta some of you

Loomis · 04-08-2017, 10:46 PM

I don't know about people, but I know that
A noise annoys an oyster.

gabrielle22 · 04-08-2017, 11:11 PM

Ask if they've had their estrogen checked lately

DirtRacer9 · 04-08-2017, 11:46 PM

Lyric~* · 04-09-2017, 02:30 PM

Make them feel like they have competition even if it's unintentional. No one likes their toes mashed.

Lyric~* · 04-09-2017, 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cotties

I battle with it

You shouldn't. Other people's opinions are not your problem.

Lyric~* · 04-09-2017, 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loomis

I don't know about people, but I know that
A noise annoys an oyster.

Why? It's like sucking pussy. They must not like oral.

SophieC · 04-09-2017, 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TomIAm

My formula is pretty simple:

Step 1: Log in

Step 2: Post something

Stop being so annoying.

Cotties · 04-09-2017, 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lyric~*

You shouldn't. Other people's opinions are not your problem.

you're sweet..thanks

they don't get me down...but they affect others and that pisses me off

Cotties · 04-09-2017, 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TomIAm

My formula is pretty simple:

Step 1: Log in

Step 2: Post something

being sucky at news and making me be your friend worked well

and lets face it..logging in didn't change anything

Lyric~* · 04-09-2017, 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cotties

you're sweet..thanks

they don't get me down...but they affect others and that pisses me off

That's where the handy dandy block function comes into play....or you can flip a bitch on the person who's being too sensitive and make them feel like the jackass that they are or acting like. Sometimes people need to be bitch slapped with a reality check. Only two people you should worry about here....and that's all that matters. You're a mod...yes....but you shouldn't need to babysit a bunch of grown ass adults.

SophieC · 04-10-2017, 01:22 AM

Look this good first thing in the morning.

Yes, yes, I was giggling when I wrote it. That's a convoluted post even by my standards.

Ethereal~me · 04-10-2017, 11:07 AM

Point out the truth

DomesticDiva · 04-10-2017, 02:22 PM

DILLIGAF?

Fireeater · 04-10-2017, 09:47 PM

Flip the channel on the remote, wait...wait....wait ...flip as soon as you see the spark of interest in their eye .....rinse, repeat.

Iceburn · 04-11-2017, 01:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DomesticDiva

DILLIGAF?

Why actually no...no you dont!

Iceburn · 04-11-2017, 01:54 AM

Sing a few lines of an annoying song......

dixiechik · 04-13-2017, 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ethereal~me

Point out the truth

I agree 100% great post !

SoCal guy · 04-13-2017, 11:04 PM

Wait for a long story to be done, then say "What?"

Lyric~* · 04-24-2017, 08:55 PM

Take all the credit for this and that.

hijiller · 04-24-2017, 09:32 PM

In a really sweet voice, ask them to switch seats with you on a plane.

04-08-2017, 09:38 PM	#1077
hijiller Hmmmm... Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: In a New York state of mind Age: 42 Posts: 27,118 Thanks: 10,200 Thanked 11,667 Times in 7,990 Posts Blog Entries: 3	Ask another question before they have a chance to answer the first one. When they complain, say, "you take too long to respond..you been drinking?" This is my specialty. What's yours? Hurry up. Is that a beer can? Last edited by hijiller; 04-08-2017 at 09:41 PM.

04-08-2017, 09:48 PM	#1078
TomIAm Has the fun started yet? Join Date: Nov 2009 Age: 52 Posts: 31,144 Thanks: 9,665 Thanked 16,354 Times in 9,420 Posts Blog Entries: 8	My formula is pretty simple: Step 1: Log in Step 2: Post something __________________ *"The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those that speak it" - Orwell*

04-08-2017, 10:09 PM	#1079
Cristal Rex's TROUBLE Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Yellow Brick Road Age: 51 Posts: 9,441 Thanks: 4,622 Thanked 2,143 Times in 1,698 Posts	Say " I doubt it " to everything __________________

04-08-2017, 10:35 PM	#1080
Apparition deus ex machina Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: InsideYoMembrane Age: 42 Posts: 30,353 Thanks: 5,148 Thanked 8,191 Times in 6,308 Posts Blog Entries: 3	Come back to site repeatedly. I live to annoy the fuck outta some of you __________________ Zero Sum

04-08-2017, 11:11 PM	#1082
gabrielle22 Coniglio Fero'c'e Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: In the Corner Age: 44 Posts: 31,943 Thanks: 17,102 Thanked 14,515 Times in 10,525 Posts Blog Entries: 10	Ask if they've had their estrogen checked lately __________________ You gotta promise not to stop when I say when...

04-08-2017, 08:23 PM	#1076
SoCal guy Flirting God Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: Los Angeles Age: 61 Posts: 10,575 Thanks: 3,151 Thanked 2,400 Times in 2,150 Posts	"Can you pay the bill? I forgot my wallet."

04-08-2017, 10:46 PM	#1081
Loomis Flirting God Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Minnesota Age: 38 Posts: 2,277 Thanks: 418 Thanked 558 Times in 423 Posts	I don't know about people, but I know that A noise annoys an oyster.

04-08-2017, 11:46 PM	#1083
DirtRacer9 Um, my title is up HERE Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Ca-Na-Da Age: 48 Posts: 6,817 Thanks: 4,255 Thanked 2,324 Times in 2,124 Posts	Beg

04-09-2017, 02:30 PM	#1084
Lyric~* Un-containable 💜🐾🐯✨ Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Bouncing between logic & magic Age: 38 Posts: 14,509 Thanks: 8,488 Thanked 6,630 Times in 4,937 Posts	Make them feel like they have competition even if it's unintentional. No one likes their toes mashed. __________________

04-10-2017, 01:22 AM	#1091
SophieC Cake please Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: UK Age: 37 Posts: 5,380 Thanks: 2,054 Thanked 4,107 Times in 2,278 Posts Blog Entries: 22	Look this good first thing in the morning. Yes, yes, I was giggling when I wrote it. That's a convoluted post even by my standards. __________________ Peace out, bro.

04-10-2017, 11:07 AM	#1092
Ethereal~me Flirting God Join Date: Aug 2015 Location: UK Age: 55 Posts: 718 Thanks: 106 Thanked 134 Times in 114 Posts	Point out the truth

04-10-2017, 02:22 PM	#1093
DomesticDiva ~Concentrated Awesome~ Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: "In That WalMart Parkin' Lot" Age: 41 Posts: 64,720 Thanks: 28,448 Thanked 16,720 Times in 11,119 Posts Blog Entries: 30	DILLIGAF? __________________ ~If you smash into something good, you should hold on until it's time to let go.~ "Wanna?"

04-10-2017, 09:47 PM	#1094
Fireeater Super Flirt Join Date: Dec 2014 Location: In my imagination, I reside south of the Ohio river. Age: 53 Posts: 206 Thanks: 31 Thanked 42 Times in 35 Posts	Flip the channel on the remote, wait...wait....wait ...flip as soon as you see the spark of interest in their eye .....rinse, repeat.

04-11-2017, 01:54 AM	#1096
Iceburn Thread Terrorist Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: In the land of Naughty Sneakies Age: 58 Posts: 45,818 Thanks: 20,721 Thanked 23,767 Times in 18,778 Posts Blog Entries: 11	Sing a few lines of an annoying song...... __________________ ~ A good man has few enemies. A ruthless man has none ~

04-13-2017, 11:04 PM	#1098
SoCal guy Flirting God Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: Los Angeles Age: 61 Posts: 10,575 Thanks: 3,151 Thanked 2,400 Times in 2,150 Posts	Wait for a long story to be done, then say "What?"

04-24-2017, 08:55 PM	#1099
Lyric~* Un-containable 💜🐾🐯✨ Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Bouncing between logic & magic Age: 38 Posts: 14,509 Thanks: 8,488 Thanked 6,630 Times in 4,937 Posts	Take all the credit for this and that.

04-24-2017, 09:32 PM	#1100
hijiller Hmmmm... Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: In a New York state of mind Age: 42 Posts: 27,118 Thanks: 10,200 Thanked 11,667 Times in 7,990 Posts Blog Entries: 3	In a really sweet voice, ask them to switch seats with you on a plane.