Ways To Annoy People - Page 44

SoCal guy · 04-08-2017, 08:23 PM

"Can you pay the bill? I forgot my wallet."

hijiller · 04-08-2017, 09:38 PM

Ask another question before they have a chance to answer the first one. When they complain, say, "you take too long to respond..you been drinking?"

This is my specialty.

What's yours?

Hurry up.

Is that a beer can?

TomIAm · 04-08-2017, 09:48 PM

My formula is pretty simple:

Step 1: Log in

Step 2: Post something

Cristal · 04-08-2017, 10:09 PM

Say " I doubt it " to everything

Apparition · 04-08-2017, 10:35 PM

Come back to site repeatedly.
I live to annoy the fuck outta some of you

Loomis · 04-08-2017, 10:46 PM

I don't know about people, but I know that
A noise annoys an oyster.

gabrielle22 · 04-08-2017, 11:11 PM

Ask if they've had their estrogen checked lately

DirtRacer9 · 04-08-2017, 11:46 PM

Lyric~* · 04-09-2017, 02:30 PM

Make them feel like they have competition even if it's unintentional. No one likes their toes mashed.

Lyric~* · 04-09-2017, 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cotties

I battle with it

You shouldn't. Other people's opinions are not your problem.

Lyric~* · 04-09-2017, 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loomis

I don't know about people, but I know that
A noise annoys an oyster.

Why? It's like sucking pussy. They must not like oral.

SophieC · 04-09-2017, 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TomIAm

My formula is pretty simple:

Step 1: Log in

Step 2: Post something

Stop being so annoying.

.Cotties · 04-09-2017, 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lyric~*

You shouldn't. Other people's opinions are not your problem.

you're sweet..thanks

they don't get me down...but they affect others and that pisses me off

.Cotties · 04-09-2017, 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TomIAm

My formula is pretty simple:

Step 1: Log in

Step 2: Post something

being sucky at news and making me be your friend worked well

and lets face it..logging in didn't change anything

Lyric~* · 04-09-2017, 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cotties

you're sweet..thanks

they don't get me down...but they affect others and that pisses me off

That's where the handy dandy block function comes into play....or you can flip a bitch on the person who's being too sensitive and make them feel like the jackass that they are or acting like. Sometimes people need to be bitch slapped with a reality check. Only two people you should worry about here....and that's all that matters. You're a mod...yes....but you shouldn't need to babysit a bunch of grown ass adults.

SophieC · 04-10-2017, 01:22 AM

Look this good first thing in the morning.

Yes, yes, I was giggling when I wrote it. That's a convoluted post even by my standards.

Ethereal~me · 04-10-2017, 11:07 AM

Point out the truth

DomesticDiva · 04-10-2017, 02:22 PM

DILLIGAF?

Fireeater · 04-10-2017, 09:47 PM

Flip the channel on the remote, wait...wait....wait ...flip as soon as you see the spark of interest in their eye .....rinse, repeat.

Iceburn · 04-11-2017, 01:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DomesticDiva

DILLIGAF?

Why actually no...no you dont!

Iceburn · 04-11-2017, 01:54 AM

Sing a few lines of an annoying song......

dixiechik · 04-13-2017, 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ethereal~me

Point out the truth

I agree 100% great post !

SoCal guy · 04-13-2017, 11:04 PM

Wait for a long story to be done, then say "What?"

Lyric~* · 04-24-2017, 08:55 PM

Take all the credit for this and that.

hijiller · 04-24-2017, 09:32 PM

In a really sweet voice, ask them to switch seats with you on a plane.

04-08-2017, 09:38 PM	#1077
hijiller One foot on land, one on Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: In a New York state of mind Age: 43 Posts: 28,133 Thanks: 10,615 Thanked 12,205 Times in 8,353 Posts Blog Entries: 3	Ask another question before they have a chance to answer the first one. When they complain, say, "you take too long to respond..you been drinking?" This is my specialty. What's yours? Hurry up. Is that a beer can? Last edited by hijiller; 04-08-2017 at 09:41 PM.

04-08-2017, 09:48 PM	#1078
TomIAm Has the fun started yet? Join Date: Nov 2009 Age: 53 Posts: 37,240 Thanks: 10,108 Thanked 17,031 Times in 9,880 Posts Blog Entries: 9	My formula is pretty simple: Step 1: Log in Step 2: Post something __________________ *"The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those that speak it" - Orwell*

04-08-2017, 10:09 PM	#1079
Cristal Rex's TROUBLE Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Yellow Brick Road Age: 51 Posts: 10,461 Thanks: 5,047 Thanked 2,450 Times in 1,941 Posts	Say " I doubt it " to everything __________________ Tis a beautiful day ,,, the sky is blue, the birds singing, spring is here ... Some days you just have to thank God for being alive ... Enjoy it, revel in it, and be confident "someone" is thinking of you

04-08-2017, 10:35 PM	#1080
Apparition deus ex machina Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: InsideYoMembrane Age: 43 Posts: 30,900 Thanks: 5,227 Thanked 8,447 Times in 6,480 Posts Blog Entries: 3	Come back to site repeatedly. I live to annoy the fuck outta some of you __________________ Zero Sum

04-08-2017, 11:11 PM	#1082
gabrielle22 Coniglio Fero'c'e Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: In the Corner Age: 45 Posts: 32,948 Thanks: 17,908 Thanked 15,236 Times in 10,975 Posts Blog Entries: 10	Ask if they've had their estrogen checked lately __________________ You gotta promise not to stop when I say when...

04-08-2017, 08:23 PM	#1076
SoCal guy Flirting God Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: Los Angeles Age: 62 Posts: 11,053 Thanks: 3,306 Thanked 2,517 Times in 2,249 Posts	"Can you pay the bill? I forgot my wallet."

04-08-2017, 10:46 PM	#1081
Loomis Flirting God Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Minnesota Age: 39 Posts: 2,281 Thanks: 418 Thanked 558 Times in 423 Posts	I don't know about people, but I know that A noise annoys an oyster.

04-08-2017, 11:46 PM	#1083
DirtRacer9 Opinion Supporter Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Ca-Na-Da Age: 48 Posts: 7,225 Thanks: 4,659 Thanked 2,491 Times in 2,256 Posts	Beg

04-09-2017, 02:30 PM	#1084
Lyric~* DJ’s go to love song Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Colorado Age: 40 Posts: 16,793 Thanks: 10,494 Thanked 8,109 Times in 5,976 Posts	Make them feel like they have competition even if it's unintentional. No one likes their toes mashed. __________________

04-10-2017, 01:22 AM	#1091
SophieC Cake please Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: UK Age: 38 Posts: 5,939 Thanks: 2,235 Thanked 4,520 Times in 2,512 Posts Blog Entries: 22	Look this good first thing in the morning. Yes, yes, I was giggling when I wrote it. That's a convoluted post even by my standards. __________________ Peace out, bro.

04-10-2017, 11:07 AM	#1092
Ethereal~me Winging it... Join Date: Aug 2015 Location: UK Age: 56 Posts: 954 Thanks: 155 Thanked 187 Times in 162 Posts	Point out the truth

04-10-2017, 02:22 PM	#1093
DomesticDiva ~Concentrated Awesome~ Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: "In That WalMart Parkin' Lot" Age: 42 Posts: 66,015 Thanks: 28,863 Thanked 17,095 Times in 11,369 Posts Blog Entries: 30	DILLIGAF? __________________ ~If you smash into something good, you should hold on until it's time to let go.~

04-10-2017, 09:47 PM	#1094
Fireeater Super Flirt Join Date: Dec 2014 Location: In my imagination, I reside south of the Ohio river. Age: 54 Posts: 206 Thanks: 31 Thanked 42 Times in 35 Posts	Flip the channel on the remote, wait...wait....wait ...flip as soon as you see the spark of interest in their eye .....rinse, repeat.

04-11-2017, 01:54 AM	#1096
Iceburn Thread Terrorist Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: In the land of Naughty Sneakies Age: 59 Posts: 48,351 Thanks: 21,973 Thanked 25,251 Times in 20,000 Posts Blog Entries: 16	Sing a few lines of an annoying song...... __________________ ~ A good man has few enemies. A ruthless man has none ~

04-13-2017, 11:04 PM	#1098
SoCal guy Flirting God Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: Los Angeles Age: 62 Posts: 11,053 Thanks: 3,306 Thanked 2,517 Times in 2,249 Posts	Wait for a long story to be done, then say "What?"

04-24-2017, 08:55 PM	#1099
Lyric~* DJ’s go to love song Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Colorado Age: 40 Posts: 16,793 Thanks: 10,494 Thanked 8,109 Times in 5,976 Posts	Take all the credit for this and that.

04-24-2017, 09:32 PM	#1100
hijiller One foot on land, one on Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: In a New York state of mind Age: 43 Posts: 28,133 Thanks: 10,615 Thanked 12,205 Times in 8,353 Posts Blog Entries: 3	In a really sweet voice, ask them to switch seats with you on a plane.