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Old 04-03-2017, 04:51 PM   #1951
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Showing my students how to figure out a fraction of a set on a number line. They all got it!! Yippee!!
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Old 04-03-2017, 09:03 PM   #1952
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Showing my students how to figure out a fraction of a set on a number line. They all got it!! Yippee!!
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Old 04-03-2017, 10:10 PM   #1953
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Nah....they will forget everything by tomorrow.

Actually, 5 minutes later to be more precise.
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Old 04-03-2017, 10:14 PM   #1954
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To put my latest painting on face book I have gotten several very nice compliments on it.
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Old 04-04-2017, 12:24 PM   #1955
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Is your avatar one of your paintings?
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Old 04-04-2017, 12:30 PM   #1956
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Yes St. Jimmy it is one of my painting's .
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Old 04-04-2017, 01:24 PM   #1957
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Yes St. Jimmy it is one of my painting's .
I can only see the small avatar image but it's beautiful. Keep painting!
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Old 04-04-2017, 01:39 PM   #1958
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To call that mortgage company
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Old 04-14-2017, 07:57 PM   #1959
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well it wasn't today.....it was yesterday....so I'm cheatin'

I called the bank and said VERY firmly (in my high-pitched girly voice) that I will NOT set up a new mortgage with them on my new place if they don't wave that penalty fee for breaking my other mortgage early.

I saved $7000 with that phonecall
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Old 04-14-2017, 08:01 PM   #1960
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Girls night to a crazy Phillipino club till 3:00 am! I was sober & laughed so much!
Plus there was one hot guy to stare at at least!
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Old 04-14-2017, 08:03 PM   #1961
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Taking the day off... 3 day weekend woop woop
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Old 04-14-2017, 08:04 PM   #1962
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To go back to town to the grocery store and get some things I wanted to get and forgot to earlier
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Old 04-14-2017, 08:10 PM   #1963
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To not have one more beer.
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Old 04-14-2017, 08:15 PM   #1964
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to buy those shoes....I love spring/summer and all the sexy shoes!!
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Old 04-14-2017, 08:28 PM   #1965
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Order in we are wiped, bed time early we are going fishing at day break. I finally got invited I'm shocked!
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Old 04-14-2017, 08:48 PM   #1966
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Old 04-14-2017, 08:52 PM   #1967
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leaving the house and going hiking. Beautiful day.
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Old 04-14-2017, 10:39 PM   #1968
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Gettin veggie pizza, drinking beer and watching baseball ALONE!
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Old 04-27-2017, 10:44 AM   #1969
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coming home from work....not feeling my super awesome self this week.
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Old 04-27-2017, 11:14 AM   #1970
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It's still early yet, but I decided to wake up earlier and that put me ahead of schedule. Off to a good start.
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Old 04-27-2017, 11:45 AM   #1971
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getting the nails done, feel so much better
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Buying a card as I think it will complete the gift.
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Old 04-27-2017, 12:03 PM   #1973
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was just to worry about myself a few times more then normal. self care is a new word I've learnt
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