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Old 03-25-2017, 12:18 PM   #7776
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Old 03-26-2017, 08:21 PM   #7777
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Old 03-26-2017, 08:30 PM   #7778
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I had several from very sweet people here, thank you all for your thoughts!
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Old 03-26-2017, 11:15 PM   #7779
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No way sunny. I would share my billions.
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Old 03-27-2017, 01:21 AM   #7780
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"OMG I hadn't had a laugh like that in awhile...Kudos!!!!!"
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Old 04-03-2017, 11:34 PM   #7781
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"Hilarious!"
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Old 04-03-2017, 11:53 PM   #7782
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hmmmmm Are you always this nice?
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Old 04-04-2017, 10:16 PM   #7783
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Classic Scoob. Hope you're well!!!
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Old 04-15-2017, 03:23 AM   #7784
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Busted
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Old 04-15-2017, 05:25 PM   #7785
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Old 04-15-2017, 11:26 PM   #7786
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I wanted to thank this shit...but I was too late..I'll just rep your ass instead?..ok?
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Old 04-16-2017, 01:20 AM   #7787
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Mmmm.....that's an interesting word
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Old 05-09-2017, 05:57 PM   #7788
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"I know EXACTLY what you mean."

thanks, woman. It's nice to know I'm not the only one.
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Old 05-09-2017, 05:58 PM   #7789
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The one before because I couldn't find this fricken thread earlier

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Old 05-09-2017, 07:52 PM   #7790
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I love that song
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Old 06-22-2017, 09:53 PM   #7791
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LMAO!!! I can't even reply to this!!!
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Old 06-23-2017, 04:02 AM   #7792
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I'll feel it for you, hahaha.
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Old 06-23-2017, 02:18 PM   #7793
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You are not butt ugly
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Old 06-23-2017, 06:48 PM   #7794
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Hahahahaha
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Old 06-23-2017, 07:08 PM   #7795
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You go girl
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Old 06-23-2017, 08:11 PM   #7796
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That is so profane!
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Old 06-23-2017, 09:16 PM   #7797
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Meow meow
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Old 06-23-2017, 09:48 PM   #7798
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that is my kind of a meal
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Old 07-03-2017, 06:53 PM   #7799
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Thank you for the rep new guy without wall

*doh! I meant to post this on App's rep thank you thread. Oh well, it's the thought that counts right?

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Old 07-04-2017, 12:25 AM   #7800
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Yep
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