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Old 04-19-2017, 04:21 PM   #176
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Cortisone injection is your drug of choice.
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Old 04-19-2017, 04:59 PM   #177
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Where every joint in your body has its own sound.
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Old 05-18-2017, 10:25 PM   #178
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I'm not as good as I once was but.....I'm as good once as I ever was!
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Old 05-18-2017, 10:32 PM   #179
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When every joint in your body either snaps, crackles, or pops
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Old 05-18-2017, 10:37 PM   #180
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When you've spent the year so far thinking you're getting old (hitting the big 40!)
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Old 05-18-2017, 10:38 PM   #181
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When you've spent the year so far thinking you're getting old (hitting the big 40!)
The big 40 is not old. I am well beyond that.
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Old 05-18-2017, 10:40 PM   #182
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I get tired way more easier now than a year ago! Ugh!!!
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Old 05-18-2017, 11:22 PM   #183
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I bought one of those packs of 8 reading glasses, and placed them around the house and office.

And still, there is never one to hand when I need it.
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Old 05-18-2017, 11:40 PM   #184
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You get spots and weird skin thingies...I've got a cherry dot on my boob. It's like a 3rd nipple.
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Old 05-19-2017, 12:26 AM   #185
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The big 40 is not old. I am well beyond that.
I gotta stop having anxiety attacks about the dreaded day.
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Old 05-19-2017, 12:29 AM   #186
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Old 05-19-2017, 03:09 AM   #187
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I gotta stop having anxiety attacks about the dreaded day.
Can I have your dreaded day instead?
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Old 05-19-2017, 03:11 AM   #188
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Signs you're getting old??

Geezus!...I need signs....post its....memo's, referendum's....even summits to remember one...just one! bloody thing I need from the shops!
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Old 05-19-2017, 03:20 AM   #189
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Hangovers. Enough said
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Old 05-19-2017, 06:25 AM   #190
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I gotta stop having anxiety attacks about the dreaded day.
Hugs hun. Stay strong.
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Old 05-20-2017, 07:44 PM   #191
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You just wish to luxuriate and lift nary a finger
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Old 05-20-2017, 09:14 PM   #192
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You just wish to luxuriate and lift nary a finger
Luxuriate....it feels good to just say that word. Excellent choice!

I think that's not so much a sign of getting old a a sign of how you should be treated.



You know you're gettin' old when your joints go out more than you do.
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Old 05-20-2017, 09:18 PM   #193
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When you are asleep in bed before nine every night and you don't have a job that requires you to get up super early
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Old 05-20-2017, 09:18 PM   #194
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Luxuriate....it feels good to just say that word. Excellent choice!

I think that's not so much a sign of getting old a a sign of how you should be treated.



You know you're gettin' old when your joints go out more than you do.
Well ya know..the lack of energy thing plagues me. The stamina isn't what it used to be.
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Old 05-20-2017, 09:19 PM   #195
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When you are in bed before nine every night.
Well, ummm that isn't always bad!
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Old 05-20-2017, 09:54 PM   #196
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You start to go in a room and have to ask yourself why you are in there.
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Old 05-20-2017, 10:14 PM   #197
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Well, ummm that isn't always bad!
True , but in my case it's to watch tv and go to sleep
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Old 05-20-2017, 11:18 PM   #198
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Old 05-20-2017, 11:52 PM   #199
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When you're past the 'omg! I see a white hair' stage.
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When you're past the 'omg! I see a white hair' stage.
Or the "Where the hell did my hair go?" stage...
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