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Old 04-13-2017, 05:07 PM   #49326
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Knits mittens for little kittens.
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Old 04-13-2017, 05:10 PM   #49327
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Mitten for kitten ...I am sure this is an euphemism for something .

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Old 04-19-2017, 02:42 PM   #49328
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Walks to work on stilts.
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Old 04-19-2017, 02:53 PM   #49329
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Her real name is John BLUtarSKY
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Old 04-19-2017, 03:13 PM   #49330
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He's known locally as the man who wears boxers on his head.
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Old 04-19-2017, 03:53 PM   #49331
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She would so much prefer being a strawberry blonde ...
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Old 04-19-2017, 06:41 PM   #49332
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He speaks fluently all known languages -- and two that are unknown.
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Old 05-05-2017, 02:05 PM   #49333
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He claps when he sees a bald guy.
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Old 05-05-2017, 02:06 PM   #49334
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Made me wear a Simon LeBon wig on our wedding night
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Old 05-05-2017, 02:13 PM   #49335
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Sings out of tune on purpose so that he doesn't have to sing on karaoke.
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Old 05-05-2017, 02:14 PM   #49336
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Never ever drinks alcohol on the weekends ... never !
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Old 05-05-2017, 02:20 PM   #49337
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Was once Queen Elizabeth's butler.
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Old 05-05-2017, 02:22 PM   #49338
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Old 05-05-2017, 02:27 PM   #49339
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Old 05-05-2017, 02:29 PM   #49340
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If you tweak her left nipple she makes a sound like a cop car in fast pursuit.
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Old 05-05-2017, 05:55 PM   #49341
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he is a proctologist
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Old 05-05-2017, 05:58 PM   #49342
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She has many jerseys.
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Old 05-05-2017, 05:59 PM   #49343
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he isn't from Kansas
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Old 05-05-2017, 06:02 PM   #49344
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am too.

I have a tornado in my pants.
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Old 05-05-2017, 11:20 PM   #49345
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His hands make 6 figures doing body double work for Trump.
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Old 05-06-2017, 12:15 AM   #49346
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He has an army of bees.

Used to be armies but two have gone rogue.
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Old 05-06-2017, 01:53 AM   #49347
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She wouldn't know the poem in which Alloway's auld haunted kirk is referenced.
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Old 05-14-2017, 12:26 PM   #49348
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Gave up his janitorial service to be President of his homeowners assoc.
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Old 05-14-2017, 12:27 PM   #49349
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He's a prude
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Old 05-14-2017, 12:29 PM   #49350
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