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Old 04-20-2017, 08:25 AM   #11026
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I watched a woman die last night.

I saw what was left of a mans face who tried committing suicide the wrong way with a gun

I prayed for a child whose brain is desperately trying to fight meningitis.
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Old 04-21-2017, 08:32 PM   #11027
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I've learned about life the hard way
My life now is simple and prosperous
I love now harder than I ever have before
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Old 04-27-2017, 02:14 AM   #11028
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I'm taking her loss harder than I expected
and struggling not to view it as a weakness
and finding that I'm appreciating things just that much more
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Old 04-27-2017, 09:03 PM   #11029
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I'm closing on a house in a lil over a month when I didn't plan to buy.
I am ready to leave Illinois.
Sunday is my last family gathering while I'm still local
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Old 04-30-2017, 10:44 PM   #11030
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I love romance

I am a shopaholic

I enjoy picnics in the park on a summer day
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Old 05-01-2017, 12:04 PM   #11031
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I went away for the weekend with a girlfriend
I'm hungover and tired today
I plan on napping soon.
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Old 05-01-2017, 12:27 PM   #11032
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I can't sit still long

I hate traffic

I love wearing summer dresses
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Old 05-01-2017, 12:49 PM   #11033
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I get bored easily.

I love seafood.

I've been married twice.
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Old 05-01-2017, 12:56 PM   #11034
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I have a thing for simple minds.
I don't believe in agreeing/playing along just for the heck of it.
I'm trying to fix things at home when there's 2 stubborn fire personalities.
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Old 05-01-2017, 01:05 PM   #11035
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I'm so busy I can't see straight right now...
Trying to declutter a house is, at times, nightmarish....
I've got to get back at it....at it all....(but I'm glad I can).
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Old 05-01-2017, 01:21 PM   #11036
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I tend to overthink things

I have blue eyes

I love performing in plays and on stage
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Old 05-01-2017, 01:30 PM   #11037
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I hate driving at night.
I have a crush on Tom Brady
I'm thinking about getting a puppy
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Old 05-03-2017, 09:49 AM   #11038
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I love Jazz music one of the main reasons I went to New Orleans 2 years in a row
I have 2 chihuahuas
I am a neat freak
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Old 05-03-2017, 01:17 PM   #11039
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Im ace
Im sexy
Im here
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Old 05-04-2017, 12:38 PM   #11040
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I have a great sense of humor
I dislike any kind of beans
I don't like Italian food and I am Italian and Irish
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Old 05-04-2017, 02:08 PM   #11041
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I don't like okra
I only like pinto beans
I am home
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Old 05-08-2017, 08:53 PM   #11042
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I have changed careers since I was last on here

I am not sure what made me log on here when I have been gone so long

My son is graduating from college Saturday
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Old 05-08-2017, 09:12 PM   #11043
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I try to see the positive side

Sometimes my feelings can get hurt easily

I love playing Hay Day
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Old 05-09-2017, 12:57 AM   #11044
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I'm baffled that anyone wouldn't love pecan pie
My passport is about to give up the ghost
I'm a little lost without an obsession to drive me
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Old 05-10-2017, 08:25 PM   #11045
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I always have silky soft skin
I am kind of spoiled by hubs I guess that's why he calls me a princess
I am a very independent woman
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Old 05-10-2017, 08:49 PM   #11046
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I'm baffled that anyone wouldn't love pecan pie
My passport is about to give up the ghost
I'm a little lost without an obsession to drive me
Sorry I do not like pecan pie. I don't like nuts.
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Old 05-10-2017, 10:35 PM   #11047
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I enjoy watching Netflix
I cry at romantic movies
I HATE dunkin donuts
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Old 05-10-2017, 10:43 PM   #11048
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I'm in a profession I dislike so much
I try to find time for fun
I finally found a second grey hair after 3 years!
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Old 05-10-2017, 10:47 PM   #11049
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Tonight?

I'm watching Kdrama and trying to figure out who the hottest 2nd lead is

I'm baking a chocolate cake

Annnd pulling tapes for a work assignment next week.
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Old 05-10-2017, 10:51 PM   #11050
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I tend to wake up early (4:30) at this time of year
I'm happy tp spend that extra time with online friends
But sometimes I may vanish for months without notice ...
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