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Old 02-20-2017, 01:35 PM   #5551
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Respect yourself and others will follow..
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Old 02-20-2017, 02:09 PM   #5552
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Dear Leggy,

You're giving me hair do inspiration with that Av. I'll need someone to make it purty for me because I'm too impatient with my locks.

I secretly just want someone to play with my hair.

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Old 02-20-2017, 02:11 PM   #5553
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You're giving me hair do inspiration with that Av. I'll need someone to make it purty for me because I'm too impatient with my locks.

I secretly just want someone to play with my hair.

Sincerely,

Currently a bed head

some days I wanna shave it..LOL thick long.. I know some would kill fer it.. not me in the av.. not far but not me...
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Old 02-20-2017, 02:11 PM   #5554
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Dear littlest one,

I'm sorry for the haircut I gave you. It will grow back? You're still cute even with uneven choppiness on top.

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Your cheap mom who didn't want to pay $20 but should have
I used to use the clippers and give my son a buzz cut. Poor kid must have been cold looking like a butchered poodle.
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Old 02-20-2017, 02:14 PM   #5555
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some days I wanna shave it..LOL thick long.. I know some would kill fer it.. not me in the av.. not far but not me...
Doesn't have to be you. I still like it and it's an extension or reflection of you...what you like, how you feel, etc. It's you but not you...you get me? Kinda?

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Old 02-20-2017, 09:32 PM   #5556
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Dear Leggy and Lyric

....we can have a girls day...Frolic in the shower and play with eachothers.......Long locks!!

Sincerely..well you know who I am
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Old 02-20-2017, 09:38 PM   #5557
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....we can have a girls day...Frolic in the shower and play with eachothers.......Long locks!!

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Dear Repunzel Twins,

I'll bring the rubber duckies, bath balm and the chocolate covered strawberries. I'll play with yours...if you play with mine.



Let's do each other,

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Old 02-21-2017, 04:20 AM   #5558
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Dear Repunzel Twins,

I'll bring the rubber duckies, bath balm and the chocolate covered strawberries. I'll play with yours...if you play with mine.



Let's do each other,

Ready to sing in the shower


Dear Repunzel twins and th.....

..Dear Repunzel Triplets...!


*stare*


I'm thinking I could just referee or summink...

........ Just to ensure it's fair and all......


Had me at rubber duckie.........
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Old 02-25-2017, 11:09 PM   #5559
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..Dear Repunzel Triplets...!


*stare*


I'm thinking I could just referee or summink...

........ Just to ensure it's fair and all......


Had me at rubber duckie.........

Dear Lookey loo,

Don't just stand there. Make yourself "useful." I'm sure there's plenty to "get done" given that you have a triple threat on your hands here.

Bring the the bath bubbles and a few bottles of wine. It's going to be a long night and you'll need a generous amount of grapes....yanno it's good for the heart and possesses antioxidants....yanno?!!

Drink up,

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Old 02-25-2017, 11:37 PM   #5560
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Dear party girl

......I have all ya need, bubbles, wine and baby oil...just bring yourself...I will make myself useful

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Old 02-26-2017, 01:48 PM   #5561
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Dear R

No worries, all will be fine
Look in the mirror...... figjam

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Old 02-27-2017, 01:40 AM   #5562
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Dear 2017,
Give me some sanity quickly or I won't survive the pace.

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Old 02-27-2017, 07:22 AM   #5563
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Dear Monday
Be nice and we can go drinks later in the evening.

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Old 04-18-2017, 01:08 AM   #5564
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Dear Spotify,

You get me. You talk to me and I hear you. Have you been reading my emails?

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Old 04-20-2017, 04:15 PM   #5565
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Dear Mother Nature,

Why can't you be nice? I would like sunshine and blue skies. Enough of this dreary weather.

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Old 04-20-2017, 04:17 PM   #5566
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Dear LIfe,

Could ya find it in your heart to cut my family a break?? Thanks love Legs..
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Old 04-20-2017, 04:53 PM   #5567
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Dear perfect house,

Come to me. I am waiting to buy you. I'll take good care of you. Save me from my mother. Don't be too expensive please.

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Dear ex#1,

I never thought I would say this but THANK YOU. You are honest, easy to co-parent with, and pretty much a good dad. I have now seen how much worse it could be.

Sincerely,
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P.S. still wouldn't want to be with you, but I certainly appreciate things about you a lot better.
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Old 05-05-2017, 09:06 PM   #5569
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Dear Girl,

Glad you are OK, watch out for drunk drivers you scared the shit outta me!

Luv Dix!
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Dear Dix.

.....I am still in shock..I showed my hubs the same pic I sent ya of the car!! Thanks girl!! I am still shaken up.. I don't care what happens to that drunk drug addict ..Luv ya girl

Luv Jerz!!
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Old 05-19-2017, 11:03 PM   #5571
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Dear Him

You looked at me and said that you didn't want me to go. I decided to stay. Please show me that I made the right decision.

Sincerely,

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Dear Brain
You gotta find it in you to go to sleep! Lights out!

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Dear T,
It's been 3 years tomorrow that we've been dating. You've made me laugh, growl, cry, and scream.. Hehe.. We've had an incredibly fun journey. I look forward to the test of our lives together.. Just a few more years and we will he in our happy place beginning the rest of our journey.. Thank you for sitting next to me in the cafeteria and making me laugh.. Our friendship blossomed into something bigger and better than I've ever experienced.. You stepped into my life at a good time as I was finally comfortable with me again after many years of self pity.. Thank you for out to g up with some of my craziness.. Thank you for being patient with a women going through extremes at tjis crazy tome of my life.. It can't be easy yet, you are still here.. You make me see what a relationship is really about..

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Old 05-31-2017, 05:31 PM   #5574
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Dear fat fingers,

You could put me in so much trouble with those mistakes.

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Old 05-31-2017, 06:07 PM   #5575
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Dear sis,

Could you not, okay? Just don't.

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