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Old 04-20-2017, 09:30 PM   #7851
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hot and humor . suppose to rain tomorrow.
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Old 04-21-2017, 07:22 PM   #7852
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84 and gorgeous ! Thanks mother nature
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Old 04-21-2017, 07:48 PM   #7853
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Old 04-21-2017, 07:56 PM   #7854
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Old 04-21-2017, 08:02 PM   #7855
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rain and storming
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Old 04-28-2017, 08:41 PM   #7856
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Absolutely gorgeous just wait the summer heat will begin soon
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Old 04-29-2017, 09:59 AM   #7857
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Warm and 20 mile an hour wind gusts. Will make for an interesting day on the soccer field
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Old 04-29-2017, 10:27 AM   #7858
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Cold and grey. Boo
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Old 04-29-2017, 11:21 AM   #7859
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Hot and cloudy .supposed to storm this evening
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Old 04-29-2017, 04:11 PM   #7860
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Hot and cloudy .supposed to storm this evening
I would enjoy a good thunderstorm. They're very rare here.

It's in the los-80s here with a dry wind even near the beach.
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Old 04-29-2017, 06:22 PM   #7861
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Winds 30 to 40 kts ... seas 12 foot plus .. not a good day to be offshore .. that's why we are at the dock
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Old 05-05-2017, 07:59 PM   #7862
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damn 49 rainy & windy it's May in the south what the hell?
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Old 05-05-2017, 08:24 PM   #7863
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Windy sixty eight here
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Old 05-06-2017, 02:43 AM   #7864
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Dull and windy.
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Old 05-06-2017, 08:55 AM   #7865
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Hot and sunny. Perfect weather for naked gardening day.
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Old 05-06-2017, 10:02 AM   #7866
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This morning 54 sunny
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Old 05-06-2017, 10:12 AM   #7867
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Windy, cold and wet.
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Old 05-06-2017, 12:40 PM   #7868
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Cool and cloudy with an occasional drizzle.
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Old 05-06-2017, 01:43 PM   #7869
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More horribleness. I swear if I wasn't so scared of US politics I would consider moving south.
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To chilly for my liking.
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Old 05-06-2017, 03:08 PM   #7871
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More horribleness. I swear if I wasn't so scared of US politics I would consider moving south.
No kidding... if it wasn't for the terribly cold winters, the current state of US politics might drive me up to Canada.
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Old 05-06-2017, 05:09 PM   #7872
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Hung the f over . Lol
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The kind where people forget how to drive. It's not even raining any more.
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Sunshine and blue sky finally
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Old 05-06-2017, 10:58 PM   #7875
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Raining again tonight. At least the grass is really green.
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