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Old 03-07-2017, 03:42 PM   #201
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Are your pants a compressed file? I'd love to unzip them.
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Old 03-07-2017, 03:43 PM   #202
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Can you send me naughty pics in 32 bits or less? (I'm a terrible nerd)
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Old 03-07-2017, 04:07 PM   #203
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Your too much to take, youve overloaded my RAM
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Old 03-24-2017, 10:17 AM   #204
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Are you gonna kiss me or do I have to lie to my journal?
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Old 03-24-2017, 10:19 AM   #205
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there are like hundreds of you here..I'm shocked

hey any of you ladies wanna try sex
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Old 04-04-2017, 01:53 PM   #206
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Your endless beauty is like a celestial black hole inescapably pulling me past your event horizon.
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Old 04-04-2017, 02:09 PM   #207
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You must be 8 bits because I want to byte you.
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Old 04-11-2017, 10:23 AM   #208
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I forgot Avogadro's number, can I have yours instead?
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Old 04-11-2017, 12:01 PM   #209
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Can I have 30 seconds of your time? We can snuggle and watch Star Wars afterwards.
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Old 04-21-2017, 05:25 AM   #210
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I read this some place & I found it too funny

Is your name Wi-Fi? Coz I feel a connection!
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Old 04-21-2017, 07:19 AM   #211
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Wanna have some Close Encounters of the third kind
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Old 04-21-2017, 12:23 PM   #212
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Roses are #ff0000, violets are #0000ff, all my base are belong to you.*

(Oh man, I wish I came up with that one myself.)
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Old 04-21-2017, 12:41 PM   #213
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How about we do some peer-to-peer sharing later? Your domain or mine?
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Old 04-22-2017, 10:02 PM   #214
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I think any pickup line I used would qualify.

"Your cubicle or mine?"
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Old 04-22-2017, 11:03 PM   #215
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Chemists do it on the table, periodically.
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Old 04-23-2017, 01:23 AM   #216
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There's no place like my 127.0.0.1 ...
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Old 04-23-2017, 01:30 AM   #217
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Are you sitting on the F5 key? Because your ass is refreshing.
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Old 05-06-2017, 02:13 PM   #218
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Old 05-06-2017, 02:15 PM   #219
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Old 05-06-2017, 02:16 PM   #220
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Old 05-06-2017, 06:03 PM   #221
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Old 05-06-2017, 06:21 PM   #222
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How's your log-rhythm?
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Old 05-06-2017, 06:28 PM   #223
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Excuse me Mr but do you know how much a polar bear weigh?
No?
Enough to break the ice, Hi my name is Enigma
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Old 05-06-2017, 06:44 PM   #224
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Excuse me Mr but do you know how much a polar bear weigh?
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Enough to break the ice, Hi my name is Enigma
Hey! That's my pick up line!!

It kinda goes wrong though when a true nerd actually knows and comes back with "male or female polar bear?"
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Old 05-06-2017, 06:53 PM   #225
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Hey! That's my pick up line!!

It kinda goes wrong though when a true nerd actually knows and comes back with "male or female polar bear?"
I've been known to steal a few things from you
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