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Old 12-17-2008, 06:49 AM   #1
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Post something obviously false about the person above you in this thread. The crazier, funnier and more outrageous the better. I'll set the bar low:

If there was a person above me, they would wear army boots while raking their lawn in the nude.
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Old 12-17-2008, 06:53 AM   #2
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Old 12-17-2008, 06:54 AM   #3
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The person above me has a terrible avatar and had "grass" covering a certain part..because he is a she!
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Old 12-17-2008, 06:58 AM   #4
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Has a massive used tire collection in her back yard that has been burning since 1983. She likes to make love on top of it while singing "On top of old Smokey" really loudly.
Her female neighbors complain, while her male neighbors wait impatiently for their turn to climb Smokey.
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Old 12-17-2008, 06:58 AM   #5
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LMAO...now there is a visual ~
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Old 12-17-2008, 07:01 AM   #6
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Has a massive used tire collection in her back yard that has been burning since 1983. She likes to make love on top of it while singing "On top of old Smokey" really loudly.
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HAHAHAHAHAAHA ~ you are nuts! Must be crazy in that head of yours!
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Learman & Fargo are not really friends......they are actually lovers ~ and they take turns in dressing up as the lady ~ Fargo loves his pink latex nurses uniform but Learman prefers to wear lace...just saying!
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Old 12-17-2008, 07:45 AM   #8
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Old 12-17-2008, 08:49 AM   #9
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Ulti spent yesterday standing in front of the XXX store ringing a bell with a red bucket next to her. At the end of the day it was full of condoms (most of them unused), some matchbooks with phone numbers written in them and $500 for services rendered.
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Old 12-17-2008, 09:08 AM   #10
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i saw fargo slip the used condoms in ultis bucket.
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Old 12-17-2008, 09:11 AM   #11
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alan..... he grabbed one of those used condoms when no one was looking and put it on a doorknob
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Old 12-17-2008, 01:58 PM   #12
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Old 12-17-2008, 02:05 PM   #13
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Savant performs oral on a woman like a Bulldog going after a vanilla ice cream cone on a warm summer day
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Old 12-17-2008, 02:07 PM   #14
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Shawn's really my baby's daddy.
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Old 12-17-2008, 02:08 PM   #15
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Sweet actually convinced everyone she is having a baby, some women will stop at nothing to get a free pass for the all you can eat buffet
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Old 12-17-2008, 02:11 PM   #16
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What Shawn doesn't want us to know is he's that pregnant man we've all seen in the magazines and on t.v.
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Sweet used to wrestle alligators and now she is pregnant.... coincidence?...I think not
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Shawn has everyone thinking he is some hot, West Coast DJ, when he really is just a night janitor for the local strip joint that thinks if he whistles while he works that qualifies for being a DJ. Even if he does take requests.
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gdgrl is an out of work stripper that used to play the small places in vegas untill that fatefull night she tripped on her left boob while making her entrance to .........


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Old 12-17-2008, 02:19 PM   #20
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Although Shawn lives in an ocean community he is deathly afraid of the water due to the fact that when he was young he dove in and sank right to the bottom.
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Hey this is supposed to be a lie thread Shawn!!! Not let the whole world know she is a loser, thread. OUCH!
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Hey this is supposed to be a lie thread Shawn!!! Not let the whole world know she is a loser, thread. OUCH!
well I guess I just have never played well with others

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Tiglet once thought that she could save the world by licking lollipops... turns out she received many job offers from old men dressed in trench coats
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Shawn is a DJ....
but what he does not want us to know is that he is really Sam Ronson, Lyndsey Lohans lover....
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