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Old 04-13-2017, 05:07 PM   #49326
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Knits mittens for little kittens.
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Old 04-13-2017, 05:10 PM   #49327
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Mitten for kitten ...I am sure this is an euphemism for something .

Has snake skin lips for power kissing !
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Old 04-19-2017, 02:42 PM   #49328
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Walks to work on stilts.
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Old 04-19-2017, 02:53 PM   #49329
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Her real name is John BLUtarSKY
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Old 04-19-2017, 03:13 PM   #49330
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He's known locally as the man who wears boxers on his head.
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Old 04-19-2017, 03:53 PM   #49331
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She would so much prefer being a strawberry blonde ...
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Old 04-19-2017, 06:41 PM   #49332
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