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Old 12-17-2008, 03:56 PM   #26
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Fargo's job is to go around North Dakota collecting buffalo sperm for "research" purposes.
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Old 12-17-2008, 03:56 PM   #27
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JM is the "research purpose" I collect bison pud for (and he pays good!).
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Old 12-17-2008, 04:26 PM   #28
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Fargo comes from a long line of exotic melon farmers.

At the age of 18 he decided to shun the family business and become one of the founder members of the Banana Splits.
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Old 12-17-2008, 04:28 PM   #29
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Cyclops is only bald because he works for Dolly Parton and tests out all her wigs!
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Old 12-17-2008, 04:31 PM   #30
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Old 12-17-2008, 04:32 PM   #31
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Old 12-17-2008, 04:32 PM   #32
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Old 12-17-2008, 04:33 PM   #33
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Old 12-17-2008, 04:35 PM   #34
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Old 12-17-2008, 04:43 PM   #35
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Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!!!
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Old 12-17-2008, 04:44 PM   #36
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Old 12-17-2008, 04:48 PM   #37
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Old 12-17-2008, 04:51 PM   #38
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Old 12-17-2008, 04:52 PM   #39
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Old 12-17-2008, 04:53 PM   #40
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Old 12-17-2008, 04:54 PM   #41
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Old 12-17-2008, 04:55 PM   #42
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Lacey has her own 900# and charges 8.99/minute to blow you over the phone
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Old 12-17-2008, 04:57 PM   #43
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Old 12-17-2008, 05:00 PM   #45
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Old 12-17-2008, 05:21 PM   #46
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Old 12-17-2008, 05:22 PM   #47
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Old 12-17-2008, 05:25 PM   #48
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That u stole from Goodwill.
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Old 12-17-2008, 05:27 PM   #49
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The movie 40 year old virgin was based on gdgrlgnbd's life!
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Old 12-17-2008, 05:27 PM   #50
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That u stole from Goodwill.
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