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Old 03-13-2009, 10:44 PM   #51
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Old 03-14-2009, 07:46 AM   #52
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Old 03-14-2009, 08:00 AM   #53
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Old 03-14-2009, 08:21 AM   #54
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Stand right next to them and say "Ah Ha" every second or so.
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Old 03-14-2009, 09:08 AM   #55
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turn the bass up high and drive with your windows open... and the music cranked up so that others can't hear their own music...
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Old 03-14-2009, 09:09 AM   #56
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once the elevator doors close say "whew.... I couldn't do that out there... excuse me"
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Old 03-14-2009, 04:02 PM   #57
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Old 03-14-2009, 05:34 PM   #58
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Old 03-14-2009, 07:38 PM   #59
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blow your nose while others are eating...or pick it...
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Old 03-14-2009, 07:40 PM   #60
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Old 03-14-2009, 07:42 PM   #61
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Bring a screaming little kid to an adult bar & grill....
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Old 03-14-2009, 08:21 PM   #62
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Going to the store
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and pull out your bag of spare change to pay with.
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Old 03-14-2009, 08:46 PM   #63
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play the McDonalds "filet o fish" commercial ringtone, over and over and over
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Old 03-14-2009, 09:16 PM   #64
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do that armpit farting thing....
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Old 03-14-2009, 11:32 PM   #65
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Old 03-14-2009, 11:52 PM   #66
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Keep posting about your girlfriend over and over...puke.
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Old 03-14-2009, 11:56 PM   #67
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Old 03-15-2009, 12:00 AM   #68
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Text your girl fly when you have to hang up with your man and your crying ... ugh I annoy myself! LOL
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Old 03-15-2009, 12:02 AM   #69
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Text your girl fly when you have to hang up with your man and your crying ... ugh I annoy myself! LOL
WTF??????? You'd BETTER text me then!!!!!
You KNOW I don't mind and I got these beefy shoulders to cry on. what ELSE use are they gonna serve me??? lmao
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Old 03-15-2009, 12:05 AM   #70
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WTF??????? You'd BETTER text me then!!!!!
You KNOW I don't mind and I got these beefy shoulders to cry on. what ELSE use are they gonna serve me??? lmao
I did!!! And beefy??? Ummmmm there is NOTHING beefy about your body! Whew!! Text ya tomorrow girlie!! xoxo
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Old 03-15-2009, 04:25 AM   #71
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Old 03-15-2009, 08:27 AM   #72
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Old 03-15-2009, 09:54 AM   #73
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Old 03-15-2009, 09:58 AM   #74
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