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Flirting Guest
I Love It Here
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![]() What was the message?
Mine was.......... too fuckin funny |
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Flirting Guest
I Love It Here
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![]() U are the right kind of weird!
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FeIsTy FaV (04-01-2009)
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Flirting God
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Location: no shirt, no shoes, no problem....
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![]() what is a reputation?
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Long, long walk!
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Location: Very far away.
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![]() Me too........long as they aren't "man hands" then I'm good........honest LOL
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Well hello Mr. Mister....
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Location: In my own make believe land. it's warm in here. No wait.....I'm standing over the vent. CRAP!!!
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![]() damn shot down before he even got out his best line
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Follow me
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![]() Have to admit...I giggled when I saw this. Hope you get some!
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Multilingual: English, profanity, sarcasm and real shit! ~unknown |
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tatted up and pierced
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Location: really?
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I never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else, because my parents always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate. Last edited by Midwest girl; 04-03-2010 at 04:33 PM. |
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Flirting God
I Love It Here
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![]() How could you possibly focus on the task in hand with them giggling in the next room? PMSL!!!
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The Mad Hatter
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![]() "Thanks Freakette"
I'm honored!...sniff, sniff... |
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Elusive Flirting Goddess
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![]() Sorry for your loss, Sunny!
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Can you see me now?
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Location: Where peaches grow and the confederate flag flows
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![]() My thoughts exactly!
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If I offend you cry me a river, I'll bring snacks and a raft. I will literally float down your tears while munching on chips and working on my tan. |
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Flirting God
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![]() Thanks for the welcome.. Yep, i understand completely! Addictive is not a strong enough word
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Good things come to those who wait. Not sure how long one needs to wait though!! |
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Loving where life has me!
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![]() A thank you,,,,,,was nice,,,even called me a canunck!!!
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Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the number of moments that take our breath away!!! |
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Forum Surfer
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![]() LOL!!! "Point of hotness" on the classic 1-10 scale???
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My Life is just a bunch of "It seemed like a good idea at the time" strung together.
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Back in Meh-Trocity
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Back in Meh-Trocity
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*Yeah, it was blank.....when they REALLY like you they just leave it blank ![]() |
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Forever a Geel
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![]() That's my trick! lol
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tatted up and pierced
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![]() thanks baby...I love LeAnn Rhimes xoxoxo
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I never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else, because my parents always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate. |
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