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Old 04-01-2009, 05:29 PM   #1
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Mine was.......... too fuckin funny
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Old 04-01-2009, 05:30 PM   #2
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U are the right kind of weird!
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Old 04-01-2009, 05:34 PM   #3
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what is a reputation?
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Old 04-01-2009, 05:37 PM   #4
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Me too........long as they aren't "man hands" then I'm good........honest LOL
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Old 04-01-2009, 05:37 PM   #5
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damn shot down before he even got out his best line
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Old 04-01-2009, 05:39 PM   #6
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Thanks!
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Old 04-01-2009, 05:49 PM   #7
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Have to admit...I giggled when I saw this. Hope you get some!
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Old 04-01-2009, 06:18 PM   #8
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Old 04-01-2009, 06:23 PM   #9
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Old 04-01-2009, 06:23 PM   #10
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How could you possibly focus on the task in hand with them giggling in the next room? PMSL!!!
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Old 04-01-2009, 07:24 PM   #11
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"Thanks Freakette"

I'm honored!...sniff, sniff...
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Old 04-01-2009, 07:59 PM   #12
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Sorry for your loss, Sunny!
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Old 04-01-2009, 08:03 PM   #13
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My thoughts exactly!
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Old 04-01-2009, 08:12 PM   #14
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Aww, thank you!!
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Old 04-01-2009, 08:38 PM   #15
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Thanks for the welcome.. Yep, i understand completely! Addictive is not a strong enough word
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Old 04-02-2009, 11:59 AM   #16
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A thank you,,,,,,was nice,,,even called me a canunck!!!
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Old 04-02-2009, 12:01 PM   #17
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LOL!!! "Point of hotness" on the classic 1-10 scale???
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Old 04-02-2009, 06:09 PM   #18
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Old 04-02-2009, 06:12 PM   #19
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Old 04-02-2009, 07:02 PM   #20
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Oooohhhh LUCY.....You got some splaining to do!!
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Old 04-02-2009, 07:06 PM   #21
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Old 04-02-2009, 07:07 PM   #22
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LOL. It was a girl.
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Old 04-02-2009, 07:08 PM   #23
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LOL. It was a girl.
Oh, in THAT case can I change my answer to : "Can I watch"???
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Old 04-02-2009, 07:09 PM   #24
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That's my trick! lol
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thanks baby...I love LeAnn Rhimes xoxoxo
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