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Old 04-12-2009, 10:04 PM   #1
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I wish I had more patience.

What about you?
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Old 04-12-2009, 10:06 PM   #2
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I wish I had more self-discipline
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Old 04-12-2009, 10:12 PM   #3
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i wish i had red and those legs right here.....oh sorry

i wish i had a better relationship w/certain family members.
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Old 04-12-2009, 10:24 PM   #4
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I wish I had more answers than questions
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Old 04-12-2009, 10:35 PM   #5
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I wish I had more peace in my life right now.
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Old 04-12-2009, 11:20 PM   #6
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I wish I had my own private jet so I could fly all over and visit all my friends!
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Old 04-12-2009, 11:22 PM   #7
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I wish I had my own private jet so I could fly all over and visit all my friends!
I wish I was the pilot of that jet .... or the co-pilot .... or the flight attendant.

Would I have to wear a tie?
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Old 04-12-2009, 11:29 PM   #8
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I wish I was the pilot of that jet .... or the co-pilot .... or the flight attendant.

Would I have to wear a tie?
Hun you wouldn't even have to wear a shirt LOL!!
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Old 04-13-2009, 02:45 AM   #9
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The ability to see the future, that way i could avoid any heartbreak...
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Old 04-13-2009, 07:29 AM   #10
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i wish i was with the one who has my heart.
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Old 04-13-2009, 07:49 AM   #11
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more time with a certain someone
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Old 04-13-2009, 07:55 AM   #12
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I wish I had him all to myself.
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Old 04-13-2009, 08:02 AM   #13
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WOW....I've got a list.

I guess the most important thing I wish I had was more self confidence.
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Old 04-13-2009, 08:04 AM   #14
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my passport in my hand....
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Old 04-13-2009, 08:05 AM   #15
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WOW....I've got a list.

I guess the most important thing I wish I had was more self confidence.
I'm with you there!

I also wish I had my family living closer.
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Old 04-13-2009, 08:06 AM   #16
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Old 04-13-2009, 08:32 AM   #17
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I wish I had the courage I need!
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Old 04-13-2009, 09:45 AM   #18
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A man who truly loves me for who I am
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Old 04-13-2009, 10:24 AM   #19
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I wish I had a money tree out back!!!!!!!!!
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Old 04-13-2009, 10:49 AM   #20
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I wish I win next week in Las Vegas.
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Old 04-13-2009, 11:11 AM   #21
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I wish i knew more people in LA
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Old 04-13-2009, 11:27 AM   #22
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the abilities of a chameleon. I would have fun with that.
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Old 04-13-2009, 11:54 AM   #23
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Much, much more patience.
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Old 04-13-2009, 12:17 PM   #24
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Old 04-13-2009, 12:24 PM   #25
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A lover on the side I could visit during lunch...LOL
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