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Old 04-04-2017, 01:16 PM   #4426
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More information than I asked for today.. just chicken.. bawk..
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Old 04-04-2017, 09:11 PM   #4427
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Old 04-05-2017, 12:35 AM   #4428
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Old 04-05-2017, 08:04 PM   #4429
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Old 04-05-2017, 08:18 PM   #4430
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Old 04-05-2017, 08:21 PM   #4431
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Old 04-05-2017, 08:27 PM   #4432
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Old 04-05-2017, 08:30 PM   #4433
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Old 04-06-2017, 12:01 AM   #4434
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Old 04-06-2017, 12:27 AM   #4435
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I made one of those back in June 2048.
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Old 04-06-2017, 12:31 AM   #4436
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Old 04-24-2017, 09:23 PM   #4437
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there are days when I wish I had experienced more in my youth
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Old 04-30-2017, 03:35 PM   #4438
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A hidden cabin
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Old 04-30-2017, 04:20 PM   #4439
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Old 04-30-2017, 06:16 PM   #4440
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Old 04-30-2017, 06:28 PM   #4441
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A time machine. It would be fun to be 21 years old and do it all again..
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Old 04-30-2017, 08:42 PM   #4442
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The ability to stab someone in the penis and not go to jail.
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Old 05-01-2017, 10:59 AM   #4443
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Old 05-01-2017, 02:33 PM   #4444
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Old 05-01-2017, 02:44 PM   #4445
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Old 05-01-2017, 07:47 PM   #4446
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The biggest, most amazingly gooey, chocolatey, chocolate with bits of chocolate and topped with chocolate drizzle piece of cake.

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Old 05-01-2017, 07:48 PM   #4447
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Old 05-01-2017, 10:51 PM   #4448
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More money to offer for that house.....pleeeaaaaasssse let my offer be the best
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Old 05-01-2017, 10:56 PM   #4449
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More money to offer for that house.....pleeeaaaaasssse let my offer be the best
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