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Old 04-13-2009, 12:27 PM   #26
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Old 04-13-2009, 03:17 PM   #27
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Old 04-13-2009, 03:29 PM   #28
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Old 04-13-2009, 03:58 PM   #29
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Old 04-13-2009, 05:08 PM   #30
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Old 04-13-2009, 05:11 PM   #31
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A cold heart.
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Old 04-13-2009, 05:13 PM   #32
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The ability to make someone feel better instantly when they feel sad... Especially if they have done it for me in the past...
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Old 04-13-2009, 05:15 PM   #33
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The ability to make someone feel better instantly when they feel sad... Especially if they have done it for me in the past...
Me too!!! I hate being at a loss for words at important times like that. Or at least at a loss for the RIGHT words.
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Old 04-13-2009, 05:15 PM   #34
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A lover on the side I could visit during lunch...LOL
I'm not that far away........ am I???
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Old 04-13-2009, 06:34 PM   #35
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Old 04-13-2009, 06:42 PM   #36
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Old 04-13-2009, 07:55 PM   #37
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The right words to tell her how much I feel her pain at this very minute
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Old 04-14-2009, 01:38 AM   #38
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patience and resolve
(both will be the undoing of me!!)
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Old 04-14-2009, 09:58 AM   #39
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The next 7 days under my belt so I could be on vacation
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Old 04-14-2009, 10:00 AM   #40
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Old 04-14-2009, 10:39 AM   #41
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Old 04-14-2009, 11:09 AM   #42
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Old 04-14-2009, 11:33 AM   #43
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Old 04-14-2009, 11:37 AM   #44
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Old 04-14-2009, 11:50 AM   #45
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Old 04-14-2009, 11:58 AM   #46
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Old 04-14-2009, 12:05 PM   #47
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A hubby who actually listened to me when I talked..Instead of.... sorry what was that?? repeatedly!!!!
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Old 04-14-2009, 12:07 PM   #48
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A wife that did not get so angry when I ask " sorry what was that??" repeatedly...I was kinda thinkin about sex
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Old 04-14-2009, 12:13 PM   #49
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Old 04-14-2009, 12:36 PM   #50
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.....sex (and lots of it)!!!!
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