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Old 04-14-2009, 12:47 PM   #51
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the winning LOTTO ticket so I can call in rich the next day to work
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Old 04-14-2009, 12:49 PM   #52
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A snickers bar, a mountain dew, and a big Bob Marley joint
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Old 04-14-2009, 12:51 PM   #53
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Old 04-14-2009, 12:53 PM   #54
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that is called a fatty for short
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Old 04-14-2009, 01:44 PM   #55
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Old 04-14-2009, 01:52 PM   #56
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To be invisible and pinch my enemies on the ear while they are working!!!!!!!!
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Old 04-14-2009, 02:15 PM   #57
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Old 04-14-2009, 02:28 PM   #58
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A big shipment of Diet pepsi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 04-14-2009, 03:03 PM   #59
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with lime....oh yeah!
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Old 04-14-2009, 03:06 PM   #60
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Old 04-14-2009, 03:07 PM   #61
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Buttons, I have two tall glasses, and fresh icecubes... come on over for one with leggy....
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Old 04-14-2009, 03:09 PM   #62
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mmm you know just what to say to a guy.....i'm on my way honey! um shall i bring anything to go with that pepsi and lime?
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Old 04-14-2009, 03:17 PM   #63
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bring your sense of humor!!!!! some say leggy is wierd but she is just plain fun to be with!!!
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Old 04-14-2009, 03:22 PM   #64
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bring your sense of humor!!!!! some say leggy is wierd but she is just plain fun to be with!!!
who says you're wierd? nah its all good baby. i'd have you peeing your pants from laughter....or too much pepsi, one or the other...
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Old 04-14-2009, 03:23 PM   #65
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Hey i like fun to be with...i can be silly myself
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Old 04-14-2009, 03:25 PM   #66
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I wish I had Hazeleyes ass in my mouth....mmmmmmmmmm
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Old 04-14-2009, 03:25 PM   #67
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Old 04-14-2009, 03:29 PM   #68
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I wish I had Hazeleyes ass in my mouth....mmmmmmmmmm
I wish I did not just have the mental image that point was not a very hungry crocodile
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Old 04-14-2009, 03:29 PM   #69
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Old 04-14-2009, 03:34 PM   #71
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Old 04-14-2009, 03:35 PM   #72
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Old 04-14-2009, 03:35 PM   #73
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Do you ever feel like you just wanted to be at the... POINTOFNORETURN?
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Old 04-14-2009, 04:04 PM   #75
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Wish I could get that tour I was promised..Hmmm
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