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Old 06-29-2012, 01:44 PM   #25001
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Baloo in a gimp mask = chump chimp
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Old 06-29-2012, 02:23 PM   #25002
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chump chimp = Paul frank & Curious George showdown
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Old 06-29-2012, 08:09 PM   #25003
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Paul frank & Curious George showdown = he with the biggest banana wins
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Old 06-29-2012, 08:29 PM   #25004
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he with the biggest banana wins = a bias towards the large
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Old 06-29-2012, 08:48 PM   #25005
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a bias towards the large=ordering when hungry
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Old 06-29-2012, 08:52 PM   #25006
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Ordering when hungry = Super Size it.
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Old 06-29-2012, 08:53 PM   #25007
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super size it=extra time at the gym
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Old 06-29-2012, 08:57 PM   #25008
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Extra time at the gym = ogling babes on the Elliptical Machines
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Old 06-29-2012, 09:31 PM   #25009
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Ogling babes on the elliptical machines = What men do at the gym everyday
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Old 06-29-2012, 09:33 PM   #25010
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What men do at the gym everyday=taking a shower
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Old 06-29-2012, 09:34 PM   #25011
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What men do at the gym everyday = schweaty balls
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Old 06-29-2012, 11:01 PM   #25012
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schweaty balls = result of 2 hour long sex
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Old 06-29-2012, 11:05 PM   #25013
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result of 2 hour long sex = stuff dreams are made off...
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Old 06-29-2012, 11:05 PM   #25014
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result of two hour long sex = How time flies when you're having fun!
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Old 06-29-2012, 11:08 PM   #25015
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stuff dreams are made off...= Mr sandmans sand
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Old 06-30-2012, 12:04 AM   #25016
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Mr. Sandman's sand = metaliica's metal
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Old 06-30-2012, 12:16 AM   #25017
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metallica's metal=*your mother yelling *turn that shit down!
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Old 06-30-2012, 12:44 AM   #25018
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*your mother yelling *turn that shit down! = *eye roll* as if you never did stuff
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Old 06-30-2012, 01:12 AM   #25019
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*eye roll* as if you never did stuff=pull up a chair...it's gonna be awhile
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Old 06-30-2012, 01:15 AM   #25020
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Pull up a chair, it's gonna be awhile= Our first night together
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Old 06-30-2012, 05:46 AM   #25021
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Our first night together = sexual & awkward
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Old 06-30-2012, 07:23 AM   #25022
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Old 06-30-2012, 08:48 AM   #25023
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first love = wanting to remove her bra
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Old 06-30-2012, 08:57 AM   #25024
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Fumbling with the damn clasp = first time chastity belt user
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