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Old 05-22-2009, 09:48 PM   #251
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How many freaking chicken avatars can Barkiss find!
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Old 05-22-2009, 09:50 PM   #252
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How many freaking chicken avatars can Barkiss find!
he's like the frickin chicken encyclopedia britcluckia!!!!
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Old 05-22-2009, 09:54 PM   #253
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he's like the frickin chicken encyclopedia britcluckia!!!!
Seems to me he likes your lil pullet
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Old 05-22-2009, 09:57 PM   #254
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pullet=foul feathers
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Old 05-22-2009, 10:01 PM   #255
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Pullet - finger

Hey sandman I tried to send you a message but u have then blocked..
What do you want from a guy who slings stardust for a living? So what kinda work do u do?
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Old 05-23-2009, 04:51 PM   #256
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Finger= Use it in a "come here" motion to get the desired result.
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Old 05-23-2009, 05:42 PM   #257
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Old 05-23-2009, 06:54 PM   #258
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Old 05-23-2009, 09:10 PM   #259
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Old 05-23-2009, 09:13 PM   #260
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Old 05-23-2009, 10:50 PM   #262
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a change of underware = sex at work
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sex at work = getting a raise
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Old 05-23-2009, 10:52 PM   #264
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a new purse = I have problems
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Old 05-23-2009, 10:53 PM   #267
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a new purse = a new matching clutch
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a new matching clutch = annoyed husband
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annoyed husband = who gives a shit?
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who gives a shit? = great question
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great question = what is my problem?
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what is my problem? = empty margarita!!
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empty margarita = I'll get you a refill
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empty margarita = have salt will lick
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have salt will lick = popular girl
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