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Old 11-17-2009, 05:28 PM   #51
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Happiness is in the palm of your hand if you choose to have it.
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Old 11-17-2009, 05:36 PM   #52
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Happiness is there each day if you choose to grab it, I always find a reason to be happy
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Old 11-17-2009, 06:07 PM   #53
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Old 11-17-2009, 06:08 PM   #54
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a hot bubble bath..
candles..
soothing music..

and knowing that tonight I can talk to him again
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Old 11-18-2009, 12:26 PM   #55
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Old 11-18-2009, 12:28 PM   #56
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Happiness is in the palm of your hand if you choose to have it.
I have chosen that option all to often.
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Old 11-18-2009, 12:29 PM   #57
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Happiness is there each day if you choose to grab it, I always find a reason to be happy
Last time I "grabbed" em... she beat the hell outta me
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Old 11-18-2009, 12:53 PM   #58
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A peanut butter and jelly sandwich, when it's been a really long time and you are in the mood for one!!
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Old 11-18-2009, 03:48 PM   #59
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Happiness is a feeling of contentment
That secret smile that plays on your lips
Your child's hand on yours as you watch The Simpsons
A song which brings memories flooding back
Happiness is an inner warmth when it's freezing outside
Silliness, laughter, tickles, kisses, cuddles.
Happiness is something that should be treasured, savoured and enjoyed
Happiness is reading your post above, angelis.
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Old 11-18-2009, 04:43 PM   #60
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Coming home to my kids and relaxing. (until they ask what's for dinner of course lol)
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Old 11-18-2009, 05:29 PM   #61
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Coming home to my kids and relaxing. (until they ask what's for dinner of course lol)
Happiness is seeing ksue cooking dinner for me....naked but wearing her apron. Wait, that's in my daydream only....but it still makes me happy.
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Old 11-19-2009, 06:16 AM   #62
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Happiness is a purring kitty sunning himself on the table by the bay window...
alas the blinds are now closed, forever...
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Old 11-19-2009, 07:35 AM   #63
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the way she makes me feel inside

THE SIMPLE THOUGHT OF HER.....
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Old 11-19-2009, 07:41 AM   #64
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Happiness is being able to close my eyes any time of day or night and be transported to her doorway....distance is no barrier..time is my slave...past, present or future...I can be in her arms any damn time I chose...

If shaken out of my reverie..I can look down at the charm she gave me that hangs on a silver chain at my throat...hold it to my lips...close my eyes..and be with her once again...
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Old 11-19-2009, 08:22 AM   #65
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Happiness to me is waking up everyday and realizing i'm still alive, have a roof over my head, a job, two great kids, friends and family.
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Old 11-19-2009, 08:26 AM   #66
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Happiness is in the palm of your hand if you choose to have it.
Isn't that why we are all here...well...the men anyway?
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Old 11-19-2009, 11:28 AM   #67
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Old 11-19-2009, 04:24 PM   #68
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... the feeling of self accomplishment.
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Old 11-19-2009, 06:20 PM   #69
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Happiness is talking to my kids... and hearing about how their lives are developing.. hearing how they are succeeding.. and hearing how they miss mom
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Old 11-19-2009, 07:21 PM   #70
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Old 11-19-2009, 07:27 PM   #71
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Happiness is when people live up to their expectations...
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Old 11-19-2009, 07:37 PM   #72
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Happiness is just being myself!
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Old 11-19-2009, 07:43 PM   #73
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is another great day with M., and a day closer to us be together forever and ever and ever!!!

PS A Reminder to me to send her something to put in Gift Box next week!! Ha, I never forget will be thing of something cool!!
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Old 11-19-2009, 08:03 PM   #74
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is another great day with M., and a day closer to us be together forever and ever and ever!!!

PS A Reminder to me to send her something to put in Gift Box next week!! Ha, I never forget will be thing of something cool!!
You don't have to send me anything, cutie pie. I find happiness is TIME with you. And, the knowledge that there is more to come! But, of course I can't stop you from putting something in the gift box....
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Old 11-19-2009, 10:08 PM   #75
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