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Old 04-20-2017, 08:25 AM   #11026
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I watched a woman die last night.

I saw what was left of a mans face who tried committing suicide the wrong way with a gun

I prayed for a child whose brain is desperately trying to fight meningitis.
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Old 04-21-2017, 08:32 PM   #11027
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I've learned about life the hard way
My life now is simple and prosperous
I love now harder than I ever have before
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Old 04-27-2017, 02:14 AM   #11028
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I'm taking her loss harder than I expected
and struggling not to view it as a weakness
and finding that I'm appreciating things just that much more
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Old 04-27-2017, 09:03 PM   #11029
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I'm closing on a house in a lil over a month when I didn't plan to buy.
I am ready to leave Illinois.
Sunday is my last family gathering while I'm still local
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