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Old 04-01-2009, 02:47 PM   #1
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Couldn't find this anywhere....

^ you say something about the person above you
< you say something about yourself
v you say something about the person below you

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^ she's so hot
< I really could do with a better example than this
V I'm sure they'll do a better job
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Old 05-13-2010, 01:49 PM   #2
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^ is lying...lol

< has stretched the truth a couple of times....

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Old 05-13-2010, 07:25 PM   #3
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^ is logged on (get it? Log? There's a log on the truck in his... nevermind)
< is trying to do better
v is very very bad
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Old 05-13-2010, 07:41 PM   #4
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^ is a sexy man

< is good when she is very very bad

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Old 05-13-2010, 11:12 PM   #5
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^ is a wonderful person
< is SUPER excited to have her thread back!!!!!
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Old 05-13-2010, 11:33 PM   #6
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^ requested my presence here!
< always responds to a maiden's request
v Is Ally again!!!
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Old 05-13-2010, 11:34 PM   #7
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^ was a little SLOW on the response!!! Move quicker next time! lol

< sees someone else looking at the thread...type Ally type!!

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Old 05-13-2010, 11:49 PM   #8
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^ is superawesomecool, a little naughty (ok, a lot I think) and is very happy her thread is working again.

< is always impressed with Ally's wit in this thread

v may not care about Ally's wit, but thinks she a sexy, gorgeous woman
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Old 05-14-2010, 12:38 AM   #9
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^ is wrong about appreciating Ally's wit
< Loves this thread too
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Old 05-14-2010, 07:04 PM   #10
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^ hopefully has "snared" himself a sexy lady

< now feels pressure to be witty....lol

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^ Is a little crazy for thinking that

< Is very crazy, but knows it

v Thinks they are sane compared to <<<
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^ is able to laugh at herself (that's a good thing! )

< laughs at herself ALL the time...I'm such a nerd sometimes

v laughs at their own jokes
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Old 05-14-2010, 07:16 PM   #13
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^ Not as crazy as once believed

< Laughs at her own expense (doesn't even have to be a joke!)

v Is thinking of a joke and smiling
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Old 05-14-2010, 08:05 PM   #14
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^ has much to smile about
< has been smiling so much her smile muscles are tired, not joking
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Old 05-14-2010, 08:12 PM   #15
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^ has an evil grin to match dirty thoughts

< smiles a lot

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^ is an absolute sweetheart

< wants a new pontoon boat, dag nab it

v had pizza for dinner
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^ We all love pizza here, don't we?

< Had a hamburger that accidentally had bacon and tomatoes

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^ forgot the rules in here

< breaks rules and knocks down barriers

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^ I believe you remind me of a pistachio nut

< See myself more as a coco-nut

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Old 05-14-2010, 10:27 PM   #21
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^ maybe more of a kokonut?

< wonders if coconut milk tastes like breast milk?

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^ Knows what breast milk tastes like
< Will be going to bed at a decent hour having nothing better to do
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^ has good advice...I should go to bed at a decent hour too but I probably won't

< needs to cheer up somehow. I hate being BLAH!!!!

v has some good ideas on ways to cheer up...alcohol being one of them...lol
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^ I wish her happier
< doesn't find alchol helps much
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^ is right about alcohol!!

< is feeling much better now! Ahhhhh......nice to have Ally back again

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