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Old 05-15-2010, 01:54 AM   #26
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^ is right about alcohol!!

< is feeling much better now! Ahhhhh......nice to have Ally back again

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Old 05-15-2010, 02:10 AM   #27
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^ sounds happier
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Old 05-15-2010, 07:36 AM   #28
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^ is posting in their jammies

< woke up too early and will be grumpy later today without a nap

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Old 05-15-2010, 08:06 AM   #29
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^ is right about all of the above
< is half way through his day and even done a couple of useful things
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Old 05-15-2010, 11:40 PM   #30
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^ was feeling quite useful today...

< is waiting for someone....

v had a great Saturday...
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Old 05-15-2010, 11:50 PM   #31
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^ is very funny and kinda cute

< had a great Saturday

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Old 05-15-2010, 11:55 PM   #32
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^ wonders how she KNOWS I am cute...???

< considers himself more the "Ruggedly Handsome" type...

v has had a couple of drinky poo's tonight...
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Old 05-15-2010, 11:57 PM   #33
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^ is a waiting for his snookums

< knows everything....that is according to my kiddos

v is wondering where the party is
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Old 05-16-2010, 12:17 AM   #34
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^ has multiple snookums

< wished he could call a snookums "snookums"

v has snookums potential
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Old 05-16-2010, 12:46 AM   #35
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^ needs caffeine?? (I totally agree....decaf is a waste!! lol)

< prefers to add an h to make it schnookums...or schmoopy....

v is a superschmoopykins
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Old 05-16-2010, 12:48 AM   #36
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^ needs those jeans ripped off....

< has the necessary skillz to accomplish..^^^^^^^

v was missed today......
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Old 05-16-2010, 12:49 AM   #37
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^ has many skillz....logging to be one of them apparently...lol

< would let ^^^^ do some ripping off

v likes to test me
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Old 05-16-2010, 12:52 AM   #38
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^ is probably biting her lip right now

< would love to bite her lip too

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^ is either psychic....orrrrr......

< would love to do some nibbling on a neck right now...and work my way down

v is wearing a racing tshirt right now???
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^ lucky guess

< isn't anymore

v thinks she is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO smart...
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^ knows I am soooooooooooooooooooo smart (unless you are testing my spelling abilities)

< feels like matching DR's current outfit....

v is getting cold
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Old 05-16-2010, 12:59 AM   #42
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^ is going to grow hair on her chest???? wth????

< would shave her chest for her...Mmmmmmm shexy!!!

v is overdressed right now.....
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Old 05-16-2010, 01:01 AM   #43
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^ better NOT shave!!! That hair is shexy just as is

< is being asked what "itchy nipples" means....am I a pharmacist now??? lol

v needs nipple lube
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^ is a great "nipple luber"

< needs his "oil checked" while at the "lube" shop

v is STILL overdressed
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^ knows how to undress me in many ways

< isn't overdressed anymore

v is going to bed soon
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^ is not

< won't let her

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^ likes to tell me what to do

< doesn't mind listening...he has GREAT ideas

v likes to be the boss
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^ lets me wear the pants.....sometimes.....

< is declaring this thread safe to enter now

v thinks these two <<<<< & ^^^^ should get a room.....a padded room...
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^ is probably wearing pants today

< doesn't like to wear pants but sometimes you have to do things you don't want to do

V is still scared to post in here...lol
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^ should have us needing a ^<v Game #3 in about a month
< will get in a few posts there as well
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