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Old 05-17-2010, 04:38 PM   #51
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^ looks like someone is trying to steal a can out of the "six pack"?

< might have tacos tonight....

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Old 05-17-2010, 09:36 PM   #52
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^ helped me survive Monday

< is looking forward to a looong weekend ahead of us Canucks!

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Old 05-18-2010, 07:58 AM   #53
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^ is getting wise to the ways of DR

< will have a long weekend too!

v woke up late this morning
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Old 05-18-2010, 08:46 AM   #54
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^ Stalker, Ballbuster ...... I don't know what I would do without him ...... LoL

< Pffffttttttt ..... Hasn't slept since Sunday night

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Old 05-18-2010, 09:24 AM   #55
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^ is a very sweet sweet girl

< is not bored - just not motivated....

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Old 05-18-2010, 07:12 PM   #56
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^ very very naughty boy

< sooooo sooooooo innocent

V thinks my ^ and my < are mixed up and it should be the other way around
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Old 05-18-2010, 07:17 PM   #57
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^ Has trouble figuring out which button to push

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Old 05-18-2010, 07:19 PM   #58
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Old 05-18-2010, 07:19 PM   #59
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^ does he also have 2 left feet?

< can bust a move.....mostly when drunk...and probably not that well

v likes to slow dance
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Old 05-18-2010, 07:26 PM   #60
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^ is right about the slow dances
< loves to dance with the right music and the right partner
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Old 05-18-2010, 10:29 PM   #61
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^ is footloose....
< Has'nt had a accident since I was five.....
v leaves wet spots on the bed....

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Old 05-19-2010, 11:31 AM   #62
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^ is a very sexy Canadian
< needs some good old fashioned lovin'
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Old 05-19-2010, 11:35 AM   #63
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^ is psychic

< is a horny devil

v has something they should be doing but can't pull themselves away from here and/or their crush
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Old 05-19-2010, 11:47 AM   #64
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^ is someone I don't know...hi
< Is on the train so nothing else to do
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Old 05-19-2010, 11:48 AM   #65
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^ Nice to meet you

< does like trains, maybe a trip to Chicago?

v is ready for a long weekend in Chicago, or other cool place
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Old 05-19-2010, 11:52 AM   #66
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^ knows her cities
< Is in fact on the way out of Chicago
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Old 05-19-2010, 10:42 PM   #67
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^ on a road trip....
< triped on my laces...
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Old 05-19-2010, 11:18 PM   #68
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^ needs to do a double-knot (remember the bunny ears!!)

< not sure if I'm a trip....but I would like a trip somewhere...

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Old 05-19-2010, 11:20 PM   #69
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^ Wears shoes w/ velcro straps
< is shoeless at the moment
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Old 05-19-2010, 11:24 PM   #70
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^ hey, stay the hell out of my closet Buckeye!

< is not a buckeye

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^ knows her Buckeyes from her buckeyes
< had some buckeyes this weekend
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Old 05-20-2010, 12:15 AM   #73
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^ hasn't seen my body apparently

< doesn't have birthmarks, but nearly always has bruises, clutz

v is graceful, ok only in their head
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Old 05-20-2010, 02:15 PM   #74
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^ black and blue are her favourite colours...

< is graceful like an elephant

v has tan lines...
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Old 05-20-2010, 06:45 PM   #75
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< not a tan in sight
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